Chapter 9: Transitioning Souls and Exorcising Ghosts
Zhang Fang is very happy, shorty will be two hundred dollars are spent on her, go back, for fear of parents asked, she did not dare to take back, just let me and shorty to bring back to the reservoir on my home, said that there is time to go over to the two of us.
Zhang Fang's approach to let the short instantly forget the white-faced lady, happy to laugh, I can not confirm whether the white-faced lady pestered me and the short, and do not dare to be careless, in Zhang Fang's home to buy a lot of money in vain and Zen incense, wringing a big bag of things on the rowboat back to the home.
Down a few vegetarian noodles, after two bowls, I took incense to my parents' graves, kneeling down and devoutly kowtowed a few heads, praying, hoping that my parents' spirits in heaven can bless me and shorty through the disaster.
Shorty touching feelings, kowtowed a few heads, said he wanted to go to his mother incense, paddling boat left, I went home, hastily dug out from the ground, "Ten Thousand Methods of Returning to the Tibetan", directly turned to the soul of the page.
Strange to say, when I turn the page, the door was blown by the wind creaking, get up and ready to close the door but found that the sky is black with dark clouds, the sky a thick lightning bolt lit up, out of thin air and then came a thunderbolt, shocked me hurriedly close the door, turn around and pick up the "Ten Thousand Laws Returned to Tibet", sitting on the bed to study up.
The book said that ghosts exist in the form of energy, and those with high energy are evil ghosts that can kill the living, but can be transmuted with formations in conjunction with incantations.
I was very pleased, and hurriedly studied that formation, the formation is very strange cloud floating figure, curved, very much like the clouds in the sky, the surrounding four sides to the words of thunder fire, thunder wind, vajra, jingling, and then circled the fan-like border, and then the four sides lead to a curved line, to the center of the location of the collection.
In the center of a circle, and then a simple four-petal lotus flower, there are writings next to it, saying that each fan should be placed on a chair to press, the chair has to be lit with a stick of incense, and also has to be placed some tea and snacks, the four lotus petals and the circle cross the range of the four lotus petals and the spoons filled with sesame oil, and also has to be lighted with a lamp wick.
This array is very mysterious, I do not know useful, but the situation forced me to dead horse as a living horse, but no one would have thought that when I set up the array, the townships will be this legend is very evil, I also became the townships of the famous magician.
Of course, the reason why this matter can become my life course on a rich, village flower Zhang Fang is said to have contributed, I did not expect shorty returned to bring her directly.
Zhang Fang's hair and clothes were blown by the wind very messy, but still can not hide her beauty, although we grew up together, but at that moment, I think it is her most moving, because her blouse buttons basically all open, all the secrets will be exposed in front of my eyes.
She was aiming at those newly purchased clothes, and when she entered the house, she kicked me and Shorty out, and I looked at Shorty and asked him to go and arrange some more things, saying that she was going to set up an array to drive out the ghosts.
Shorty at first looked at the inside, seemed uneasy about me and Zhang Fang coexisting in one place, although I finally had something with Zhang Fang, but at that time did not have any idea about her, glaring at shorty on the curse.
"You damn know women, if you don't destroy that white-faced lady, I'll see how many days you can live!"
"Okay, okay, I'll go is not okay, she is your younger sibling, you do not mess around, the village chief let us both go to the village tomorrow, seems to be very angry with you for hitting people, you have to think about it, how to explain with him!"
Shorty said, once again left, I thought to myself old man explaining a fart, beat all beat, explaining has chicken use, better think about how to mix a position in the village.
Zhang Fang closed me outside the door for a long time, I know she is in the inside to change clothes, did not dare to go in, but my door is very broken, the edge of the gap is more and more big, vaguely still see her two snow-white and delicate feet.
After about half a bell, Shorty came back with what I asked for, and I told him to go in and carry four chairs out, and he didn t knock, and kicked and went in.
"Ah ......"
Zhang Fang screaming voice let me very breathless smile, heart know shorty saw the dream picture, that two hundred dollars is finally not in vain, then hold up the white lime, according to the model will be that formation painted on the sand, fortunately the wind stopped, I painted it is not bad.
After setting things up, Zhang Fang also followed Shorty out, she was very shy and her face was red like the evening sun, looking at me fiddling with something inexplicable, eeing out she asked.
"Brother Shanzi, what are you doing, how do I look eerie, you and Shorty are nervous, is it possible that you have been possessed again!"
Shorty paddled a foreign fire and was lighting the wick, when he heard Zhang Fang's voice he looked back at her, and afterward said.
"Fangzi sister, that ...... I will be responsible for, you don't worry!"
I lowered my head, lit a handful of wasted money, will burn the Zen incense respectively inserted, heard the shorty this sentence, I will know that he looked at Zhang Fang's body, then glared at him, grabbed a handful of wasted money and said.
"Do not want to die wait to follow me, I do what you have to do!"
Zhang Fang saw me ignore him, and heard shorty say this, then angry back to the house, but I did not hear the door slamming, know that she must be at the door secretly look.
At this time, Shorty also couldn't care about Zhang Fang, hurriedly came to my side, also followed my example of grabbing the money in vain, and then said.
"Brother Shanzi, I'll listen to you for everything, as long as I can drive away that white-faced lady, I'll listen to you!"
Shorty's look of horror, I know he dares not slack, nodded and touched out the foreign fire, want to light up the money in vain, but I don't know what the reason is, scratched and pulled a few times, the foreign fire is either broken, or zip pull a sound on the extinguished, I thought to myself that just now the wind may be the weather is too humid.
Stroke for a long time, a box of foreign fire almost to the bottom also failed to burn the money in vain, this time I realized that the weather is not humid, scared hands also began to shiver.
"Brother Shan, this is too evil, wait for me to pull a bubble of child urine, you try again!"
Shorty walked to the southeast corner, pull open the pants, ZiZi pulled a bubble of stale child urine, my hands of the fire before I lit, hastily will be wasted money to lean on, then bring up shorty, in the four sides of the cloud floating map through the walk up, of course, I also learn those Taoist priests, mouth chattering mysterious incantations.
The four sides of the cloud floating figure to wear before and after the walk sixteen times, my legs are weak, finally in the middle of the wick before the extinction of the whole process, and then and shorty sitting side by side on the reservoir sand, look at the clouds in the sky to daze.
Although it was already evening, and lightning and thunder had risen, there was still a colorful haze in the sky, a reddish hue that imprinted itself beautifully on the reservoir.
"It should be fine, it's almost dark, send Zhang Fang back, let's have some drinks tonight!"
Shorty didn't agree to send Zhang Fang back, and said to me with a smile, "Brother Shanzi, let her sleep here, I feel comfortable!"
I gave Shorty a blank look, thinking that you climbed over and slept with her at night, and opened my mouth to scold Shorty.
"Are you a pig brain, if you sleep with her tonight, the name is not right, the words, the next day her old man will not send us to the police station, this matter can not be too hasty, have to take their time!"
Shorty's IQ is indeed not good, thought for a long time to understand my words, shouted a few Zhang Fang, told her to get on the boat to send away, I can not confirm whether the exorcism of ghosts is really effective, but also do not dare to go into the house alone, I had to sit on the edge of the reservoir, looking at the fading sunset, waiting for shorty to come back.
But he was a dilly-dallyer when he was a kid, and he waited until the moon crept out before he came back with a bag of orchid beans and a piece of tenderloin.
"Any of that head up, dizziness thing going on?"
I wanted to make sure that Miss Whiteface had really been ferried or driven away, and asked Shorty without thinking before I dared to turn around and get ready to go into the house.
"No, spirits are good, this orchid bean is a gift from Fangzi's father, saying that you got credit for beating up someone yesterday, and the butcher guy cut a piece of meat, saying it's a reward for you!"
This is a good thing, it seems to prove that the formation is effective, but not confirmed, I said to Shorty: "We are people who want to do great things, can not take advantage of the folks, tomorrow we will make up the money to the two of them!"
Shorty like some do not understand, froze for a long time to follow my pace, back to the house after we opened the dinner, the meat fried, did not cook, make up the spicy white wine, intend to make do for one night.
After drinking two bottles of two pot head, I was very dizzy, pretending to have the guts to get up to go outside to urinate, only to push open the door, the hazy moonlight seems to be a person waving at me, scared me cold sweat, urine immediately shrink back, clanging the door closed, flopped on the bed, with the quilt over his head to sleep!
Shorty thought I was drunk, stood up and shook the empty bottle in his hand, burped full of alcohol and yelled.
"Brother Shanzi ...... you ...... you ...... you can not ...... you wimp! "
After saying, I heard a crunching sound, then the short man fell to the ground, I do not know how he is, and I do not dare to probe his head to look at him, so I had to silently recite the incantation that ferry ghosts, about a few minutes later, the short man on the ground suddenly huffed and puffed and snored, and only then did I spit out the turbid air in my heart, and my head was tilted, and I also slept through the night.
In fact, the white-faced lady once again appeared in my dream, but this time she was like saying goodbye to me, looking at me three steps at a time, and then walked into a burst of white light and disappeared.
The next day when I woke up, both Shorty and I let out a very loud and stinky fart, which smoked the whole house to the extreme, I told him about the dream, and I didn't expect him to tell me the same dream.
The turbid qi came out of my body, and it was at this moment that I realized that yesterday's soul crossing had come together, pulling up Shorty, without bothering to eat breakfast I went to the reservoir, and climbed into the boat before I said to him.
"Later I go to see the village chief, you in the kiosk to play for a while, exorcism things we can not mention anyone!"
My words shorty only disagreed, but never dared to oppose, but did not expect, Zhang Fang but has long been proclaimed known to everyone ......
