Chapter 10: I want to be a cadre
This morning the kiosk is a bit crowded, Zhang Fang his old man waved at me from a long way away, when I walked to the door, he turned around and went in, took out a pack of Da Qianmen and shoved it to me, and gave a thumbs up and said.
"Shanzi, you really fucking relief yesterday, those three bastards every time I come to blackmail me a few dollars, not moving to bully Fangzi, take it, this is a reward for you, in the future, what needs, just and uncle said!"
I laughed and blocked the cigarette back, looked at Zhang Fang inside, but she looked like she didn't see me, turned around and ran to the house, at this time the widow Zhang also ran over to join in the fun, grabbing my hand and pulling it forward, her mouth also said cheerfully.
"Go go go, on the aunt where to sit for a while, aunt give you the following to eat!"
"What, you this bitch how unreasonable, mountain, do not care about him, go, I stomp a pig's trotters you, go back and make up!"
The butcher man was full of ferocity, stretching his greasy hand also tugged at me, I was very difficult to look at the three of them, looked at the widow Zhang and said.
"Auntie, this is all what I should do, as long as those three sons of bitches dare to come, I will dare to beat the shit out of them again, but I appreciate your good intentions, the village chief is looking for me for something!"
Widow Zhang saw me say so, had to gently pat my hand, winked at me, I don't know what she wants to do, always feel something wrong, when I went to school the teacher said that winking is a secret message, scared me to break free from the butcher man, fleeing like also want to go to find the village chief.
Fatal is Zhang Fang that little girl suddenly rushed out, will stop me, she wore tight jeans, straight forced me to lean against the tree outside the kiosk, before staring at the big watery eyes, reaching out to grip my hair, I dodged right and left, she grabbed a few times did not grips, angry puffed up cheeks and said.
"You and Shorty are possessed, my mother said you got the ghost repelling stuff yesterday, did you two go to Nanmen Mountain again?"
Shorty saw Zhang Fang and I leaning so close to each other, he was so angry and anxious that he rolled up his sleeves and ran over, I thought he was going to fight with me, but unexpectedly he suddenly grabbed Zhang Fang's hand and looked at me and said.
"Quickly go find the village chief, I'm here!"
I gratefully glanced at Shorty and hurriedly ran to the back of the kiosk, remembering Zhang Fang's appearance, my heart palpitated as I took a deep breath and lifted my foot to prepare to go to the village committee, unintentionally, the townspeople gathered in front of me suddenly roared with laughter, and someone said in a snarky manner.
"I can't imagine that these two brothers not only tiger, the county cadres dare to fight, now also has a more exorcism skills, our village in the future what evil things ah, don't run outside, find them to calculate the marquee!"
I thought that the townspeople like me is a good thing, but if this exorcism of ghosts can not be heard, is considering whether to go out to explain the explanation, the side of the toilet suddenly came from two coughing, and then heard the "thud" of the two sounds.
"Really fucking stink, who is shitting in there?"
Covering my nose and mouth, I cursed as I walked toward the village headquarters, and the man inside, seeing someone cursing, also responded to me nonchalantly.
"You don't fucking shit, little son of a bitch, you wait for me!"
This is the village chief's voice, I was surprised, scared to rush into the village department, the front foot only went in to hear the pants lead to the sound of trouser belts clanking and ringing, thinking bad, not good, you have to raise a teacher, get a scolding!
The village chief - Liu big head of the old man slowly out of the latrine, see me standing in the village, he immediately showed a smile on his face and ran in, picking up a cup to pour me a cup of green tea.
I pondered that he had only just finished shitting, and his hand touched the edge of the cup, this water must be bad for my stomach if I drank it, so I looked at him and said.
"village chief, I'm not thirsty, you drink, heard shorty say you looking for me something, I didn't bother to eat breakfast and came here!"
The village chief to the chair, crookedly leaning on the chair, touch out a cigarette threw to me, will be poured to me tea blow a few times, drink a mouthful before looking at me and said.
"This cigarette is considered my reward you, you have to smoke, yesterday's things I heard, those three bastards beat well, every three to five to dilly-dally, even I want to fan those three bastards a few mouths, you do not take it to heart, they are water conservancy, nothing real power!"
I saw the village chief said so, the heart of the stone is also considered to fall, grabbed the fire in front of him, stabbed a light on the cigarette, sip a few mouths and said.
"Uncle ah, if there is nothing, I have to go back, the recent fish theft is very rampant!"
The village chief waved his hand, didn't want me to leave so quickly, after letting me sit down, he sipped his cigarette while looking at me and didn't say anything, making me feel hairy in my heart, thinking that he was angry about the matter of shitting just now.
"Shanzi ah, the township let me go over, the village I really can't rest assured, but the appointment came down, I don't go is also not possible, I look at the whole village, either old, or wimpy, or just lack of heart, searching for a long time before I determined to let you to take over my position!"
I was startled, when the village dry just the idea in my heart, but did not expect to come so fast, a moment of excitement scampered up, almost brought the table over, staring at the village head stammered.
"Uncle ...... this ...... this I am afraid not it, I am only eighteen years old, you are so big burden on me, no no no ...... this absolutely no ......"
Mouth so, in fact, my heart has long been surging, if it is not the village head here, I'm afraid to jump three feet high, although the village cadres is a small official, but also managed close to more than a thousand people, face not to say, eat and drink also do not have to pay.
The mayor saw my refusal, immediately angry, slammed down the table, the tea cups clanging and jumping, pointing at my nose and cursing.
"Shanzi, count me wrong about you, I'll give you three days to think about it, if you're willing to take office, come to the handover meeting in three days, if not, you let Shorty come!"
I touched my head and smiled awkwardly, picked up the cup of water that was about to be finished, and filled it up for the village head while saying sardonically, "Uncle, why are you still angry, when the village head is a good thing, how can I be reluctant, I am not afraid of doing a bad job, and give you a disgrace!"
See me say so, the village head's face only look better, he took the tea I poured, blew open the boiling water and drank a few mouths, and then shared a cigarette with me, while snapping his fingers on the desktop, while laughing and said.
"Haha ...... look at your goonish look, I can tell you, this time to the township, I am the mayor of the township, you do a good job, what is the matter I will give you a pocket, the village committee of the few old antiques looking at the fast sixty, will not come to mess with you, rest assured boldly do!"
At that time, there were many members of the village committee, including an accountant, a cashier, a bookkeeper, a secretary, a village headman, the head of the Women's Federation, a mountain watcher, and a kitchen.
Among these positions, the village chief had the most power. Uncle Liu actually had a selfish motive in placing me in this position; he wanted me to wait for Big Head's return, so that Big Head could sit in the position of the secretary, although he didn't indicate it now, I knew it was only a matter of time.
But then again, big head and I have such a good relationship, if he sits in the position of secretary, I'm very happy, so I don't care about the village head's selfishness.
After saying goodbye to the village chief, I came to the kiosk, the villagers have gone to the field, only Zhang Fang and shorty next to each other bragging, they went to school is the same table, look at their back, I immediately remembered the elementary school wrote a composition.
The topic was my dream, at that time I wrote to be a good person, to be a good person with ability, now I think back and feel ridiculous, shaking my head I secretly cursed, "Fuck good people, being a good person with ability is enough!"
"Fangzi, get me a pack of cigarettes, in addition to sending another Red Tashan to the village chief, mark my account, send money to you some other day!"
I'm not bribing the village chief, but I'm grateful for the care he's given me for so many years, and he didn't forget to give me a hand when he was promoted, a favor I won't be able to repay until I die.
Zhang Fang see me want cigarettes, full of doubts, but look at her soon to come back to the old man, held back did not ask me, stuffed me a pack of cigarettes, and then went to the village head to send, I look at her trotting and twisting ass, could not help but laugh and said.
"Look at the ass, we have to go back!"
Shorty is very reluctant, but still followed me away, I opened the cigarette, pull out a hand to the road to meet the father of the Fangzi, after saying hello to go straight to the reservoir, rowing on the boat to go home.
After stuffing the extra cigarettes to Shorty, I finally couldn't help but laugh aloud, saliva sprayed Shorty's face, he looked at me in horror, scurried to the side and asked.
"Brother Shanzi, didn't Miss White Face leave, you hit a ghost again!"
I rubbed my hands together and walked towards the frightened Shorty, couldn't help but hold his face and kissed him on the forehead, excitedly saying.
"Shorty, our brother and sister stepped in shit, oh no, it's stepping in shit, big head his old man was promoted to the township, I will replace him in three days, we are one step closer to uncovering the secret of the Azi spell!"
Shorty was a bit disbelieving, reached out and touched my forehead, after seeing that I didn't have a fever, he put his finger into his mouth again and bit it, feeling the pain before realizing that it wasn't a dream.
"This is a good feeling, in the future we eat and drink at Zhang Fang's house, brother Shanzi, eat and drink, you have to take me with you!"
At that time, like Shorty, I thought that once I became a cadre, I would be able to eat and drink spicy food, but when I really sat on that chair, I realized how shabby the village chief's life was.
I told Shorty to sit down, thinking about whether to go and take a look at the glowing orb in the reservoir, in case it's a treasure, after becoming the village chief there are a lot of things to do, maybe I don't have time to go and see it, don't tell the foreign thieves to pick it up.
"Shorty, let's go to bed, go to the reservoir at night, take a look at that orb, in case it's a treasure!"
Shorty's expression was horrified when he heard sleep, and he ducked back, but after hearing about going to look for a treasure, he couldn't help but lean back and grin.
"Oh ...... Brother Shanzi, see how you scared me, I thought you wanted to sleep with me, what's the matter, just drove away the white face lady, do you want to meet the blue face male again?"
