Chapter 17: Strange Women
The next day, shorty grateful ancestor manifestation, early bought incense and paper and firecrackers on the south gate, and I have nothing to do sitting in the village, and a few old cadres drinking tea and chatting, and so about to eat lunch time, the mailman sent me a letter, I opened it, and was so excited that I almost went crazy.
The letter is when the countryside insertion sister wrote, let me prepare to prepare, said to bring a boss to invest in my reservoir, pinching fingers counting the days, they will arrive the day after tomorrow, I hurriedly let a few old cadres to open up, and then I went to the village outside the thatched toilet squatting.
This toilet is very simple, is dug a pit in the ground, surrounded by bricks, the top covered with thatch, the door with a curtain cover, the smell inside is very big, mosquitoes flies are very much, I pulled a child, buttocks on the rise of a number of packets, is trying to wipe his butt and forget about it, but do not want to be outside there is a walking voice, "Someone, someone!
"Someone, someone!"
I shouted, I thought that the person will go, but I do not want to cesspool suddenly thud loud, shit splashed my ass, so angry that I opened my mouth and cursed up.
"Damn, you that son of a bitch threw the stone, see the old man out not to get you dead!"
"I threw, how do we, you come to get me!"
Zhang Fang outside, very proudly said, I hold the wall with one hand, disgusted very disgusted slowly bring up the pants, bitterly laughed a few times ready to not and Zhang Fang, at this time outside again came Chen Hui's voice.
"Fangzi, see the village head did not, let me come to the village department today, he does not know where to die again!"
I lifted the curtain, took a breath of fresh air, glared at Zhang Fang for a few moments, I didn't expect her eyebrows to jump, her look was even provocative, I ignored him, ready to let Chen Hui come to the village department to sit, but I didn't want Chen Hui to suddenly come forward and hold my hand.
I saw that Zhang Fang was so angry that her face was green, and I didn't brush Chen Hui aside, but instead leaned a little closer to her and looked at Zhang Fang and said.
"Fangzi ah, Chen Hui is our classmate, her home is far from the village department, rare to come once, at noon, let your mother give her an egg, count me, later you also come in to sit down, the three of us have a good chat!"
Zhang Fang is very angry, see me and Chen Hui hooked up, eyes red, twisted his head and ran away, looking at her twisted ass, I thought to myself that this niece is indeed good-looking, running posture is different from others.
Pour a cup of water for Chen Hui, hand her the key, and urge her to move down and live in, before forcing her to pull to the kiosk for dinner.
Several cadres were there, I smelled the odor, afraid of smoking others, had to go to the stove room to scoop a pot of warm water, asked Zhang Fang her mother where to take a bath.
Zhang Fang's mother looked at Chen Hui, and then looked at me, as if she understood something, and told me to go upstairs to take a shower, I was so embarrassed that I glared at Zhang Fang for a few moments, and took the water and went to take a shower.
During the meal, I kept on giving Chen Hui dishes, and gave her the eggs under my name, which was not that I had a crush on her, but I wanted to take this opportunity to dispel Zhang Fang's thoughts about me.
Of course, this method is very effective, Zhang Fang was so angry that she dropped the chopsticks and climbed upstairs, her mother looked at the several cadres who froze and said, "Ignore him, this girl I think is crazy, do everything is absent-minded, I think I'm looking for someone to send out!"
I smiled and laughed, let her mother go down to the village department for a while, ready to do a matchmaker for shorty, after dinner, I took some snacks like eating canned cookies in the kiosk, let her take it back, she was very excited, teary-eyed, if not for someone else, I guess she will hug me and cry a lot.
After this incident, she obeyed me and never resisted.
After she went home, I went to the village office to sit down, butcher man handed me an envelope, I opened it and took a look, it was the police station to shorty rewarded the official letter, there are twenty dollars in it.
I was overjoyed, and looked out at Fangzi's mother who was coming over, ready to say hello, but I didn't want to make a sudden noise outside the village, and Fangzi's mother stood outside and called out to me.
"Village chief, you come out to take a look, I don't know where to come the little rabbit cub, said he wants to find you!"
I thought something big had happened, stuffed the envelope into my pants pocket and ran out, a few young people on the road surrounded a small car that was a little mottled, they were dressed very fashionable, their hair was yellow and green, I thought I had never seen them before, what were they looking for me for?
Seeing me come out from the village department, the door of the bridge car was pulled open, and a man and a woman came out from inside, the man was bald, wearing a white undershirt, with a tiger tattooed on his bladder, and the gold chain he wore around his neck was about the size of the one used to tie up a dog.
Of course, the most attractive or his side of the woman, thin arms and legs, skin white as white bread, she collapsed a bag, wearing a very short skirt, with black glasses, mouth also do not know what to smear, made with the monkey's ass, red, let a person look at it would like to bite.
Several young people are very respectful to them, have hooked their heads, the bald man grinned and ran over to shake hands with me, his mouth set with a big gold tooth, the sun shines on the top of the dazzling very much.
"You are Li Da Xian, aigoo, in order to find you old, I have to wade through the mountains and water, from the county all the way here, you can save ah big immortal!"
I was a little surprised to look at him, thinking that this person ate the wrong drug or what, just to meet on my big immortal, look at the appearance of wealth and generosity, is also a hollow hand?
"This gentleman, rice can be eaten indiscriminately, this word can not be spoken indiscriminately, how I also became a big fairy, you and I are also the first time to meet, but do not want to harm me!"
Bald man holding my hand not to let go, looked at the woman glanced, the woman opened the bag, pulling out a dozen money to be stuffed into my arms, I look at this has to be 10,000 several, scared to rub back, the mouth of the loud reprimand said.
"Do what, I'm a village dry, don't want to take money to harm me!"
See I do not receive money, the woman even kneeling on the ground, I looked down at her undulating chest, want to reach down to help, but think in case of blackmail me molestation how to do, had to be at a loss froze where, at this time, fangzi her mother rushed over to help her up.
"Aigoo, I say big sister, how you still kneel on it, his age, you are not afraid of life, so it, really have any difficulties, we go inside to say, do not call the villagers around to see the joke!"
Fangzi's mother supported the woman, ready to go inside the village, I looked at her bag of money, hurriedly shouted: "Inside to say can, we are not polite, in order to avoid suspicion, you have to leave the bag and money outside!"
The woman looked at a few young people, will hand them the bag, this is the eye looked at me, I do not know what their purpose, looking at the bald tattoos, the heart is a bit chilly, so looked at a few strangers and said: "female with me to go in to talk, the others to stay outside, not allowed to make a mess, Auntie Zhang, you look at this person!"
After saying that, I looked at the same Fangzi her mother, and then took the woman into the house, in order not to be overheard, turned back and I closed the door as well.
Her very nervous, sitting in a chair with legs together, but from her in, my humble office on the fragrance incomparable, pour her a cup of hot water, I sat down in front of her, looked straight at her handsome face and said.
"We don't know each other, you don't shout in Da Xian Da Xian, and what is the matter on it, as long as can help!"
Her hands pinch the skirt edge, pulled down, looking at my eyes, very sincere said: "my father in the evil, looking around can not find people, to your township to ask, only to hear that the mayor of the village of Li is good at this way, as long as you are willing to help, what requirements you just mention, as long as I can do!"
Originally this is the case, I was relieved, in my heart will be Zhang Fang cursed several times, all because of her big mouth everywhere, and now have spread to the township, thinking about whether to teach her a few words, but remembered to prevent the people's mouth is even more than preventing the river, I had to give up.
"Anything you ask for, are you sure?"
At that time, I wanted to say also include sleeping with you? But the words came to my mouth but changed the flavor, looking at her appearance, I swallowed a few mouthfuls of phlegm, thinking that I must find a wife in the county, looks eye-catching not to mention, it is easier for people to think about it.
"Yes, anything required, also ...... also ...... also include me!" She was very shy, her hand kept pinching the edge of her skirt, looking flustered, seeing me looking straight at her, she had to lower her head.
I fell on the very satisfied with her attitude, but also very much want to meet her this reasonable request, but remembered the bald man outside, know that can not afford to mess with, on second thought, shorty called someone to beat up, is looking at can not find someone out of anger, so opened his mouth and said to her.
"You don't misunderstand me to look at you, just think the city people rare, fresh, so let's do it, I have a brother to let the Water Conservancy Bureau of people to beat up, I don't want you a penny, you will be the three sons of bitches to the township to let me beat up on it!"
"It's that simple?" She didn't seem to believe me, and looked at me with her head tilted, her nervousness relaxing.
I handed her the water, got up and stretched, then intentionally came closer, looking at her eyes and said, "If you think it's simple, then I'll add one more thing, let's make a friend, in the future, when I get to the county, you can just entertain me, catch those three bastards, bring your father, go to the countryside together and then come back to me!"
Finished, I laughed, see her dare not drink water, took over Yang up all poured into the mouth, and then the door will be opened, she followed out, and the bald man muttered a few words, and then drove the car whistling away.
Zhang Fang seems to me or not dead, I am ready to get up and go back to the village, she stormed over, grabbed my arm and said: "Noon counted my fault, take off your pants, I'll give you a wash" finished, reached out to grip my pants.
I was scared to run and hide, looking at the road, thinking that fortunately Zhang widow is not in, or else it will be made fun of, at this time, Fangzi his mother rushed over and grabbed her a bit, glaring at her to leave, asked me to say: "Mayor, is not looking for me something, go, let's go in and say!"
