Chapter 19: Almost Died
Shorty and I squatted in the latrine for a long time, it was not that we were constipated or could not urinate, in fact, I was hiding inside thinking about their identity.
Shorty only saw their bravado, but I have insight into their banditry, searching for them is likely to be a crooked way to get rich, the woman looks delicate, but the tone of voice when speaking is very brutal, people shudder.
I washed the cool water face, the heart is very nervous, honestly, I am not sure to cure her father, ghosts and monsters hit the evil things, said on the mysterious, many times are in the fog, what is going on is difficult to will be clear, half of her father's life into the yellow earth, want to pull back not only need to be hard technology, but also need very good luck.
But what should come will always come, bald man quickly put together something, outside yelling at us to go out quickly, said his father is dying.
"Brother Shanzi, come up with a fucking solution, I don't want to turn into a prostrate!"
Shorty looked at me and said, reached out and pulled open the door of the toilet, I looked at the cold woman outside the door, sighed and followed to the backyard, I didn't expect that only the time to relieve himself, his father was already foaming at the mouth!
"Things moved in, all of you get out!"
I looked at her siblings, said very seriously, the two of them probably thought that I didn't want outsiders to know the process of casting spells, and also retreated to the door, in fact, I wanted to look at the opportunity to escape in case of failure.
Without delay, I instructed the short man in the southeast corner of the three incense, burned a handful of money in vain, and then in the courtyard to draw the ghost of the formation, various props placed on the later, such as pointing on the wick in the four-petal lotus flower, this time, but a strange thing happened.
According to the closed courtyard is impossible to have wind, but I saw the burning money floating up, and in mid-air spinning, and I squatted on the ground clattering matches, bared a sound, matches did not light, the matchstick but inserted into the finger, the pain I almost dropped tears.
Toward a glance shorty, I hastily said: "You fucking fast pull bubble mother in the money ash, and then more or less a few handfuls of wasted life money, I heart glow!"
Shorty grabbed a handful of money in vain, rushed to my embarrassed smile, added some money in vain to the fire before grinning up to me.
"Brother Shan, I'm afraid you'll have to pull this yourself, my urine doesn't work!"
I was taken aback, and immediately understood that he had lost his virginity, I pulled down my pants and walked over to him while searching for when he had lost his virginity, remembering the threads of the jeans on the bedside shelf of the Widow Zhang's bed, I was taken aback, and looking at him, I asked.
"Did you fucking sleep with Widow Zhang!"
Shorty didn't explain, but touched his head and smiled awkwardly, after I nourished a few drops of stale child urine, I glared at him, "Go back and settle the score with you, you do all these disgraceful and lowly things!" After saying that, I walked to the four-petaled lotus and squatted down, felt out the fire, and then lit the wick.
Looking at the short man, I let him push the wheelchair over, and led them both through the formation, chanting non-stop, I don't know how long I shuttled, and how many times I chanted the incantation, until the fifth night, I was too tired to do anything else, so I came out of the formation, grabbed the cool water on the coffee table and poured it into a few mouthfuls before looking at the old man sitting in the wheelchair.
The black lines on his neck miraculously disappeared, I was very pleased to go over, but close to see, there is a black spot the size of a fingernail cap behind the base of his ear, and is spreading out the black lines in all directions at a speed that can be seen by the naked eye, I was shocked, and hurriedly spared to him, looking at his face and pondering over it.
Shorty saw me squatting on the ground looking at him without saying anything, also came over to look, he was very cautious to look around, lowered his voice in my ear and said.
"Brother Shanzi, do you remember what that boss said, the seal might work!"
I was stunned, and hastily touched down the chest seal, scampered up to look at the old man's forehead to poke, it is strange, the old man suddenly trembled all over his body, the flesh of his face is also twisted, the teeth in his mouth grinding cackling.
A few moments later, he finally quieted down, the yard drifted up an eerie cold wind, and then everything was as usual, the short man stood behind him, said with great joy.
"It's done, it's done, look old you, the black spot is gone!"
I excitedly went around and took a look at it, and took a long breath before stuffing the seal into my clothes, that boss really didn't lie to me, this thing is really a priceless treasure.
I rejoice for a while, opened the door to let the two siblings in, bald head looked at the ground strange cloud floating map, I was praised and praised, said the whole county, I am the first ghost master.
I do not care about his appreciation, the whole person immersed in the seal, thinking that with this baby, I still worry about hair, but that dainty woman's words I remember vividly, the reason is that when she said this is sitting next to me.
Her legs close to my legs, I felt her body heat, eyes also people do not know fall in her short skirt and legs meet place, heart immediately itch, thinking about that short skirt inside the situation.
"Snap!"
She touched out a dozen of money and threw it on the table, saying that it was for my hard work, but I didn't have much interest in her money, looking at her delicate face, didn't have a hand to take the money, and didn't say anything.
Shorty saw that there was money to be received, and instantly scurried over, and just as soon as my hand was on it I bellowed out to him.
"Put down, this money we can not take!"
Shorty see my tone is very heavy, only snappy touching the head, back to sit down, I opened my mouth, want to ask what the woman beside me is called, but do not want his father actually coughed and woke up, pointing at me and said.
"This man can not be released, get him dead!"
I ate a shock, immediately stood up, pointing at the old man wanted to curse a few words, but the words to the edge of the mouth, I smiled and then sat down again, indifferent shrugged his shoulders and said.
"Ungrateful I will not say, what reason I do not ask, you do this, is not afraid of that the severe ghosts come back again, I died into a severe ghost to kill you?"
Obviously, my words shocked him, he raised his hand, pointed at me and said, "Get lost, from now on, don't let me see you again!"
I let out a 'hachi' sound, spat on the ground, looked at the dozen of money on the table, reached out and fished it out, pulled on Shorty, and headed out without looking back, I had thought that the dainty woman would come out to give her a lift, however, she didn't.
The day has dawned, busy all night, sleepy, I and shorty found a restaurant, hurriedly eat some, and then rented a three-wheeled motorcycle to the village.
Shorty sat in the car, looked at me for half a day did not speak, and finally could not hold back to ask me said: "Damn, too not something, we saved his life, he actually thanked all say a word, actually want to get us brother and sister, damn, angry dead me!"
I patted shorty's shoulder, the dozen of money out, pull out a thousand dollars, will be the rest are stuffed into his hand, look at his eyes and said.
"They are only afraid of doing unclean business, afraid of the two of us report, want to kill to silence, you also do not think about how we hit the evil, if there is no evil thoughts, and how to meet the evil spirits it!"
Shorty saw the money, with the dog saw the bone, two eyes glowing, immediately put the unhappy behind, I also did not put this matter on my mind, thinking that as fate would be good, just that the dainty little bitch a in the mind wandering, how to shake off can not be shaken off.
Shorty see me sad face, thought I heartache stuffed him a dozen money, touch out very reluctant to stuff into my hand said.
"Brother Shanzi, who are we brothers with who, you have been working all night, this money is still yours to take!"
I shook my head and put the money back into his hand, remembering the widow Zhang, immediately gave him a chestnut, scolded him and said.
"How the hell do you even sleep with the Widow Zhang, also not afraid of people gossiping, she this person's private life is very messy, give me a long face, in the future do not go to provoke her!"
Shorty touched the money in his hand, embarrassed at a loss for words, frowned and thought for a while before telling me: "Shanzi brother, this is not my fault, that day I delivered the fish, she did not say a word, pulled me into the room, pressed me to get, I struggled for a long time, my pants are torn, and get, get, that's the way it is!"
Things have passed, I don't want to dwell on it, I just hope that he will be warned, looking at a pile of money in his arms, at least 10,000, I touched the back of my head and said to him.
"Fangzi things I have done, this money is not for your girl to take to enjoy, after two days, go to the county to buy some things, her mother said, sewing machine, television, tape recorder should have, you can be long careful, do not call Zhang Fang look down on you!"
In fact, Zhang Fang always look down on him, the wedding day almost did not shorty angry dead ......
Shorty heard, immediately jumped up, his head directly knocked on the carport, touched, but also can not care about the pain, hugged me and nibbled and kissed, eyebrows fluttered and said.
"Shanzi brother ...... you are my own brother ...... no ...... more than my own brother!"
I was his face is full of saliva, want to push him away, who expected this guy strength is very big, almost did not knock me down, I hastily reached out in his cackle nest pulled out a few times, itching him to laugh.
"Zhang widow taste how!"
I was also amused by his childishness, grinned and gagged with him, I did not expect him to say without shame.
"First time, no feeling, why don't you try it too!"
I mysteriously hooked his finger, let him closer, then reached out on his shoulders, playfully said, "You Shanzi brother so no vision, to try is also to try your wife Zhang Fang, haha ......"
The two of us are not outsiders, joking all the way back to the village, I am afraid that the village department has something to do, I did not go home, shorty slipped in the kiosk for a while also do not know where to run.
I lie on the desk, want to sleep on a time, but just close your eyes, full of brains are that dainty woman, have no choice but to call a few cadres over, surrounded by fried gold flowers to pass the time.
Unfortunately, a few of them together is not my opponent, each lost two pieces on the gang, and I was finally tired lying on the table to sleep over ......
