Chapter 20: Nightmare Toilet
That night shorty did not go home with me, for two days in a row did not see his shadow, I did not care, and later realized that he spent fifty dollars, in Zhang widow's house for two days of pleasure.
Two days later at noon, I ate a hurried meal in the kiosk store hastily opened to meet that year's sister, he did not miss the appointment, with a very gentlemanly man came.
I bought a lot of cannonballs, the whole village department is filled with festive smoke, that sister wearing high heels, also wiped red lips, she not only has not been destroyed by time, but also looks more charming than back then.
"Shanzi, I didn't realize that I've only been gone for a few years, and you've grown so tall, and you're still the village chief!"
Sister treats me very well, like when I was a child, just to meet me to touch my head, holding my hand, as if there are endless words, I wanted to say grow up, men and women are different, but her breasts are not just rubbing against my arm, I also will be the road to the mouth of the words swallowed.
"This is my husband, Hong Kong people, your reservoir I told him, 100,000 dollars to sell fish fry, earn money we one half!"
Sister in front of many people, holding my hand, pointing to his husband on the introduction, I know the place of Hong Kong, but have never seen Hong Kong people. Can not help but look at a few more eyes, this man is very gentleman, exudes a refined atmosphere, thinking that my sister followed her is finally not a pig arch.
"Thunder Monkey, my department is looking for Rush Ming!"
The man did not know what to say, reached out and I shook hands, in front of the whole village cadres, from the bag out of a dozen and a dozen of money, those village cadres eyes are straight, surrounded by him on the courtesies, my sister and I was left aside!
But this is good, I put away the money, take my sister back to the reservoir to row the boat to play water, hundreds of people in the countryside that year, only my sister came back to see, I was happy in my heart, and my sister is also like a child, barefoot stomping in the water and I was talking and laughing.
After more than ten years of living in the place, come back to take a look is already things are not the same, I don't know whether my sister is happy inside, but listening to her bright laughter, I like to see a long-lost relatives like, next to her to sit down, and she together to enjoy the scenery of the reservoir.
She asked me if I often peeped at her bathing back then, I was embarrassed to death, but also had to admit, said that time is small, do not understand, I did not expect her instead of blaming me, but grabbed my hand on her chest, scared me hastily draw back, red-faced and said that this is not good.
She is a sensible person, did not care, and I wandered through the year lived in the place, after paying tribute to my parents, I sent her back to the village.
At the time of parting, she asked me to be sure to visit her, I also swore to promise, reluctant to part, after the short but depressed back, I look at a few know that he did not sleep for a few days.
Come to money, I am anxious to experience the feeling of spending money, so pulling shorty into the village department, in the name of the village chief and he said.
"Shorty, you will immediately the village idle young people are organized for me, each person ten dollars a month wages, and then go to contact the fish fry dealer, tomorrow we go to the county, we brother and sister have to do a big job!"
Shorty did not dare to slack off, but still asked me to organize those people for what, I glared at him and said: "Watching the fish, caught a fish thief, rewarded fifty yuan, if we want to spend the gas openly and honestly, we have to earn money openly and honestly!"
Shorty heard, hurriedly ran to open, and I may have eaten a bad stomach at noon, rushed to the outhouse, squatting down on a burst of wind and rain.
Even if there are a lot of mosquitoes, is not biting my butt, but hmmm after a few, my mood is very comfortable, because from today onwards, I am the village, and even the countryside, the only tycoon, motorcycles have to buy, and also to buy two, TV and telephone are whole up, the BB machine must be hooked up.
Just when I was meditating, outside suddenly came the gloomy laughter, I ate a shock, screamed bad, pants can not wait to lift up on the stand up, as expected, a big stone flopping sound, accurately smashed into the cesspit.
This thud, swept up the pool of yellow soup, my butt although spared, but pants feet and shoes are full of feces and urine, even more rare is that the shoes also hitched a piece of sanitary napkin with blood.
"Damn, Zhang Fang are you crazy, old me have a grudge against you or what!"
The beautiful mood was all of a sudden, so angry that I stood in the toilet and cursed, itching to rush out and fling this sanitary napkin with her face, but unfortunately I was too disgusted to lift my pants.
Zhang Fang in the outside grimly smiling, then threw a few large stones in, my ass was eventually scourged by her, reached out to touch all the feces and urine, that Zhang Fang but in the outside cursed.
"You will I say to shorty, I fucking is with you have a grudge, this life with you have a grudge!"
After saying that, that stone is just like a grenade, fall a and fly a, really thatched toilet was made stinky, I want to fall face rushed to teach her a lesson, but I am now the village chief, just like this rushed out, in case of being seen, not to mention the loss of face, or even the whole township notification.
I can't imagine how I stopped holding on, letting Zhang Fang outside how to 'bombard', I hid inside just don't come out, she see can't let me make a fool of myself, so angry that she stomped her feet and ready to go, at this time the butcher man happened to pass by, smelling the pervasive stench, looking at Zhang Fang and asked.
"Fangzi girl, you go to the toilet, how do you make it look like you took a shit bath, making your whole body full of shit, quickly go back to wash, aiya, really fucking stink!"
Listening to the butcher, I smiled at the smoky stench, that Zhang Fang harmed others and himself, he also splashed a lot of his own body, I'm afraid that after going back, I'll be scolded by her mother's ears again, just thinking, Zhang Fang suddenly cried outside, and then heard the sound of footsteps gradually moving away.
I am glad that so witch finally left, but not wait for me to catch my breath, butcher man that heavy footsteps are getting closer and closer, I was afraid that he broke in and saw this embarrassing scene, hastily coughed a few times and said.
"Butcher man, why don't you go to Widow Zhang's house to play today!"
"Oh, it's the village chief ah, I say you a fangzi is not small anymore, why are you still like a child, what's so funny about that shit and urine, I'll just take a piss, you squat yours!"
After I said that, I heard the sound of the butcher man's nuisance urine, I thought that I can't hide in the toilet all the time, while he hadn't left he hurriedly said.
"Oh, don't get me wrong, she was already out when I came, that girl probably lost her footing and fell into the cesspool, if you see Shorty on the way, tell him to hurry over and find me!"
Butcher man hmmm two sound on the go, I look at my own wretched appearance, standing is not, squatting is not, the hand is nowhere to put, four walls are not a place is good, all wet, disgusted that the only thing I can do is only sighing.
I do not know in order to shorty, in the end to bring Zhang Fang how much harm, but from her three times to tease me it is not difficult to see, this harm is only afraid to be immeasurable.
Things have reached the point of no return, in addition to the bitter smile what can I do, half squatting half standing in the toilet, I think, waiting for shorty to 'help', but left and right, until dark did not see shorty to, I had to take advantage of the night to sneak out, ready to jump to the reservoir to wash.
Coincidentally Zhang Fang her mother was washing clothes on the shore, I was looking at a dark shadow, did not pay attention, who expected to be close to realize that it was her.
"Village chief, I say you this is what, my girl went to the toilet to get a dung, you this all how also this smell, is it you two in the toilet dry war fell down?"
Her mother disgusted cover her mouth, rubbing a few steps away from me far away, for fear of being smoked by me this smell, I thought Zhang Fang is to be punished, so and her mother said.
"Aunt, your girl is not crazy, I squatted a toilet on a good life, she froze to throw dozens of stones inside, I can tell you, tomorrow your family must be thatched toilet renovation, inside the stone a not less than one to me to fish up, otherwise I want to report to the township!"
When I heard, then scared, not too dirty rush over, reached out to take off my clothes, mouth also chattering said: "Oops, let you frightened village, back to me to teach her, I promise you, this thing, you do not forget the township stabbed, we are a unit of the disciplinary down, who face are not good!"
I was afraid that she undressed me and make any accidents, hastily jumped into the reservoir, exposed his head and she said: "Auntie, we are reasonable people, you go back and do not say that she hit her, so that tomorrow she will be the stones are fished out, the toilet is almost called the stones filled up!"
When I finished speaking, I imagined Zhang Fang cleaning the cesspit tomorrow, and couldn't help but smile. Her mother stood on the bank and said all the good things, and my ears and eyes were full of water, so I didn't hear what she said.
Of course, I hurt Zhang Fang in the first place, so I also intend to square with her, washed his body and then drilled out, took off his dirty clothes, wearing pants squatting on the bank and her mother said.
"Auntie, you have not taken care of me, this as long as Zhang Fang fishing up stones, we are still good comrades, I this clothes, you can help me wash!"
Zhang Fang her mother saw me say so, hurriedly snatched the dirty clothes in my hand, looking at my naked body, it was very dark, I guess she did not see anything, her hands were busy rubbing the clothes, but the mouth said.
"Shanzi, that sister of your family really touched a hundred thousand to you ah, how to say that Fangzi and shorty will soon be married, you can have to pack a red packet to shorty, don't ask them to have a hard time in the future!"
I can't imagine that things have not yet been arranged, her mother looked good on the day, money is really a good thing, he smiled and she said: "Auntie, I and short and brother no difference, he married me as a brother can be shabby, don't worry about it, I eat meat, there are two of them soup days, the village will soon be building a broadcasting station, I am looking for to let them both also come to work! "
Her mother heard, immediately happy, hanging a few clothes on the head and I said: "Oh ...... that feelings good, I see the day after tomorrow is a good day, let them do things, shorty's house, you see ...... "
