Chapter 24: The Highly Cold Female Civilian Police Officer
I do not know the purpose of the police to find me, immediately a little bottom, worried that things are exposed, in fact, shorty heard big head shouting more nervous than me, dabbing, the whole person stood up, pinching Zhang Fang's flower panties and said to me.
"Shanzi brother ...... you see ...... this ...... this ...... "
He "this" for a long time did not hold back the next sentence, but next to the widow Zhang nervous ran over, grabbed my arm, constantly rubbing against me, mouth also muttered.
"Mountain son ah ...... this thing is the aunt is not right, but you also do not let the police station to find me ah, you said the aunt to you is not bad, but also every day looking to give you the following, add an egg or something, you can let go of the aunt!"
I laughed, listening to her tone, it is estimated that I think I stabbed her and short things, this kind of thing, not to mention a village, that is, the county town of the alley, counting over, who still have the mood to care about her and who is sleeping, I fell away from her rubbing over the hand, forcibly hold back the laughter and said.
"Auntie ah, we did not do anything wrong, also not afraid of ghosts knocking on the door, we are a village, really have to have something, I do not still have to to you, don't worry about it, it's okay!"
See me say so, she also assured, looked at the hand of the underwear, some embarrassed to hide behind, back to continue to wash clothes, I looked at shorty said.
"Shorty ah, you don't get Zhang Fang to death, she is now your mother-in-law, the days are still very long, don't run out of food to see Hades, staring at Zhang Fang's man can be a lot!"
Shorty saw me say so, also relaxed a lot, bent down to pour me all over the water, raised his underwear to wipe my face, grinned and shouted.
"Any more nonsense and I'll stuff it in your mouth!"
I look at his hands of underwear, thought this if stuffed in the mouth, the taste is not good, scared to turn and run, behind the short man but unashamedly happy to laugh, I looked back, see him and the widow Zhang laughing, so shook his head and laughed bitterly, and quickly rushed to the village department.
Several cadres were there, gathered under the big camphor tree in front of the kiosk, two police officers were talking to them with their backs turned, and big head was all smiles, waving at me and shouting
"Shanzi, here here, have been waiting for you for half a day!"
I jogged over to the village, a few village cadres saw me coming, hurriedly made way, two police turned back to me, reached out to greet me to sit down and talk.
Fangzi her mother poured a few cups of water, I nodded, which went to see the two police, one of them is in the reservoir to fish the dead body of the glasses, but next to him is a cold, tender-looking strangers, I did not know that she is a woman, will be handed tea to the two of them said.
"Comrade police, this is a long way off, what else is there to bother you personally to ask?"
Glasses very kindly shook my hand, pointing around the police said: "This time to your village licked a lot of trouble, a request from the top of the villages to send a special police, the second time because the water in the residence of the two guys had an accident, would like to understand the situation!"
Glasses are very polite, after letting go of my hand let the side of the comrade and I shake hands, when I hold her hand, the heart has a very strange feeling, this person's hand is so soft as if there is no bone, body temperature burning people, at once can not help but hold more a moment, do not want to that person's face has changed, and vigorously draw back the hand, cold scolded.
"Hooligan!
I was taken aback, then realized that she is a woman, although the voice sounds cold, but the cold contains toughness, I touched the back of my head and smiled awkwardly and said.
"Alas yell hey, you are still a female police officer ah, look at my eyesight, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"
After saying that, I turned back and asked Shorty to go to the kiosk to get some melon seeds or something, at this time, that eye but looked at me and said.
"Li village chief, this is my cousin, but the most beautiful police station police, but also your village police, you first chat, I have to go to the toilet!"
The prettiest police officer?
I was a little surprised, thinking that the most beautiful police is also the virtue, like a tomboy, that there is half a bit of femininity, ice-cold, who owes her money or what?
The female police took out a paper and pen, sat on the chair, did not look up to see me, but coldly asked: "Now I ask you a question, I hope you seriously cooperate with the Water Conservancy Bureau, three people were beaten up, among which there is a person's ear was ripped off, may I ask this you know?"
This thing I certainly know, but can not tell her, look at her back collar some messy hair, I also pretended to be cold and icy look and said: "You do not know, I'm this poor mountain, how can I know, do not delay, the next question!"
May be smacked my attitude is not good, she raised her head, frowning looked at me, but she frowned for a moment but also some womanly, especially the pair of eyes, although fierce, but very durable.
"Serious answer, I'm not going to play games with you, have the three come to your village recently!"
"I don't know!"
I touched my mouth for a moment, leaned my chair back, she did not know what kind of perfume she had smeared on her body, smoked me a little wanting to sneeze for fear of spraying her face and getting into trouble, even though I was concerned about her face, the tone of my answer to the question was still cold.
"This can still not know, how do you become the village chief, I think this is your doing!"
I was taken aback, I couldn't imagine that she was so sharp-tongued, she even changed her mind to make me talk, my body leaned forward a bit, looking into her eyes, I said with a firm hand.
"don't know is don't know, you this is a slander, I'll sue you, is it when the village chief has to know who's rooster has no order, that cow's aunt has come to the door, you when the village chief is a smooth ear or a thousand miles of eyes!"
Obviously, she completely did not expect me to retort, surprised to see me, lifting the eyeballs, I do not know in the calculation of what. A moment later, she opened her mouth and said.
"Don't beat a dead horse with me, I heard that you have a problem with them, not long ago it was you who smashed the head of one of them!"
I secretly screamed bad, if I let her ask like this, I have to reveal myself, at this time, the widow Zhang finished washing clothes and came back, I hurriedly shouted.
"Auntie, you come over here, help me to prove a testimony!"
Widow Zhang looked at the police, the heart may be a bit abashed, froze for a while before coming over, the basket full of wet clothes on the ground, looking at me and asked.
"Village chief, what do you say, but no matter what I do, our village things, you are not unaware of ......."
I worry about the Zhang Widow words will be lost, hastily stood up, help her sit down, staring at her eyes, said: "Auntie, that day the county to the three son of a bitch is how to bully you, you say with the police comrades, don't ask me to be wrongly accused!"
Widow Zhang heard that this is the case, immediately came to the spirit of the hand is still gesturing, mouth muttered: "I said small comrades, this thing I can give Shanzi say a few words, the three son of a bitch to see me have some beauty, look around the periphery there is no one, come up to the dial on my clothes, if it is not the mayor of the village, I can be ...... I'm not sure if it's the village chief, but I'd be in trouble!"
Widow Zhang is very talented in acting, she has a style of gesture while tearing clothes, chest are exposed most of the cut, while whimpering and crying.
The female civilian police officer looked at the meat exposed on her chest, her face immediately turned red, reached over and buttoned up for her, her mouth also said.
"Auntie, I'm just asking, don't feel bad, those three mongrels were caught by us, it's not collecting evidence!"
I lifted the basket up and stuffed it into Widow Zhang's hand, and said to her, 'Auntie, you go back to drying your clothes first, when I'm busy and free, I'll definitely go to your house to take a look!"
Obviously, when I said this, the widow's eyes flashed with a strange luster, she lifted the basket and went back happily, however, the policewoman still didn't let me go, let me sit down and then asked.
"I can't imagine that you still quite have the guts, the people from the county, you dare to hit, but also broke the person's head, but this thing also can't be blamed on you, in the future we have to work together, you can't hit me!"
I laughed, saw his cousin carrying his pants out of the toilet, so instantly said playfully.
"I say you this comrade, we are about to cooperate, you say you can not speak properly, more with your cousin to learn it, really!"
She froze, heard the sound of walking behind her, turned around to see her cousin avoiding huffing and puffing over, hurriedly stood up and said.
"Cousin, not what you hear, this Li village head ...... is too cunning!"
"That's which, when I came to the time I thousands of instructions, we must be amiable, must be pro-people, you look at you, crying and mourning, who owes you money or what!"
The eyes are very angry, cackle, pull over the chair to sit down, and then did not have a good face cousin, I see the opportunity to come, hastily hold the hand of the glasses and said.
"Look at you, we are doing things for the people, a little aggression is nothing, your cousin is not small, why yell at her, I do not blame her, so, tonight in our village to eat a dinner, I let the kitchen to burn a few more dishes!"
Eyes looked at his watch, shook his head and refused me, looking at the motorcycle, said to the policewoman: "Let's go, can not trouble people, you have to pay attention to words and behavior in the future!"
I looked at the policewoman, found that she was also looking at me, but I was smiling, but she was angry, although she is not as durable as Zhang Fang, but there is a different flavor, I pondered whether to take her down, but thought of what I did and her identity, but also smiled bitterly and gave up.
But time proved me wrong, the following days, I do not provoke her, but she often come to provoke me, and eventually a not very pleasant feelings.
Big head carrying melon seeds out, see the two police are gone, turn around and ready to return to the kiosk, I walked toward him and said.
"bought on the buy, and then get a few bottles of wine, I have new poker there, the three of us have not been together for a long time to talk about the heart!"
Big head melon stuffed into his pants pocket, shrugged it off and said, "You go call Shorty, I'll wait for you by the reservoir!"
