Chapter 48: New Friends
I didn't explain anything, because Zhang Fang's clothes and my clothes basically rub together, explaining more is futile.
However, Chen Hui's next move surprised me, she didn't yell, nor did she come down to grip her hair and scratch my face, she just pulled Zhang Fang into the house, I was thinking that she was most likely thinking about the greater good.
I said, in the face of right and wrong, Chen Hui is very sensible, through this matter, I know she can take more, or have a greater role, so many things in the future, I will let her involved, on the one hand, her ability, on the other hand, is my guilt.
Of course, I slept with Zhang Fang, shorty doesn't know this thing for the time being, after getting up, after exchanging a few pleasantries, each went to be busy, Chen Hui called me to the house, facing me, sitting very calmly, she asked me without any expression.
"Say it, the two of us, what are your plans, don't expect to eat the mouth but also look at the pot, you and the widow Zhang unclear even if, and now also hooked up with Zhang Fang, you want to be the emperor, three palaces and six houses?"
Who wouldn't want to be an emperor with three palaces and six houses if they could? I was embarrassed and grabbed her hand, she didn't struggle but looked at me in silence.
"Hui'er, how much did we drink last night, look at the bottles on the ground, something will definitely happen when you get drunk, I thought it was you I was hugging at that time, otherwise I wouldn't have done such a shameless thing even if I was beaten to death, if I liked Fangzi, how would I have given her up to Shorty, among the few of us, you're the smartest, there are quite a lot of things that happened when we got drunk and caused the loss of our family and country in all the times, Hongmen Banquet, Cup of Wine, what's that? Hongmen Banquet, cup of wine what right to come ...... you can not leave me alone!"
Chen Hui froze, apparently did not expect this set of words, I do not know which sentence impressed her, but this is not important, the important thing is that she got up to clean up the house, which shows that she has not and I do not count.
The house got very messy, walk two steps wine bottles when clanging, I do not dare to be idle, that up broom began to clean, when I got in front of the bed, that under the bed suddenly sprang out a yellow shadow, scared me a stumble, almost did not knock Chen Hui down.
"What are you doing, tossing and turning all night, you want to play hooligan again not, give me honestly stay!"
Chen Hui obviously did not know that something came out from under the bed, thought that I hormone burst to pounce on her, but when she stood steadily took a look at the table next to the table, immediately jumped up in fear, scurried into my arms, hooked my neck and screamed.
"Ah ......!"
I see her like this, one no, two no, right hand smoothly on the buttocks of her, left hand a ride, when the chest will hold her, honestly, I am not an animal, tossed all night, also do not have the heart to play what Romantic with her, just that yellow shadow I recognize, is to let the big head of the evil evil rats in the evil.
"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, this thing we have seen before, you think about that hole in the south gate mountain scurried out, but it is it, don't worry, it's okay!"
Although my hormone is still in the normal range, but how will give up this warm and soft jade, when I spoke, my left hand very much want to appease Chen Hui's undulating chest, intentionally or unintentionally touched a few hand.
"Still touching, shameless huh, put me down!"
Chen Hui noticed and glared at me, I had to give her a heavy pinch on her buttocks and then put her down, she glanced at the huge yellow rat and turned her head to me.
"I'll get you later!"
After saying that, she looked at the rat, the rat is not afraid of people, two hind legs standing, two front paws with a snapping motion, I laughed, will be on the table has not yet eaten the ribs end down, placed in front of it, squatted down and said.
"Brother Mouse, you trekked through the mountains and followed me from South Gate Mountain to my home, there's nothing left to entertain you, these will make do with what you've got!"
The rat was very good, actually hitched his two front paws and gave me a bow before going to eat the ribs on that plate, I looked and laughed, stood up and said to Chen Hui.
"Damn, this thing has become a fine, last time big head in the evil is it made, we can not offend the mouse brother, go will buy yesterday's beef to get a piece of it, let it a good meal out of here!"
Chen Hui may be afraid of evil spirits, the face immediately changed, turned around and ran to cut the meat, but the yellow rat is not happy, whoosh scampered to the table, like a person pointing at me, cackling do not know what to say.
I think it is very strange, but I do not dare to yell at it, so I looked at it, and said with a smile, "Brother rat, what do you want to say, I can not understand, but what you want to eat, help yourself!"
It looks very cute, naive, showed its teeth at me, swished and jumped to the bed, then lay down on the pillow, then scurried up, pointing at the pillow cackling and squeaking.
I was surprised, I can't imagine that the charm is so big that the rats want to sleep with me, but looking at its naive appearance, I had to say.
"Don't fucking bullshit, I can sleep with you, eat enough to hurry up and go, don't disturb my free days!"
Just finished, it whooshed and jumped to the side of the pants leg, open mouth biting my pants leg to pull out, I thought about it, squatted down and asked it to say: "You mean to let me go with you?"
It is resourceful unimaginable, actually nodded, I thought then go, see what tricks, finished, followed it to the reservoir, while it jumped into the water, flopped a few times and disappeared, less than a minute time, it drilled out of the water again, only the mouth with a gold shiny thing.
I was astonished, and hastily stretched out my hand, but it knowingly shook the water from its body, and then scurried up to my shoulder, placing the object in its mouth in the palm of my hand.
It was a ring, I bit it, it was solid gold, and was greatly confused, and looked sideways at the wet rat and said: "What do you mean by giving me a ring, do you want to marry me, that's not true, I'm a human being, you're a rat!
Language barrier, communication is very difficult, I just finished, it hissed, stretched out its claws, snapped in my face a few times, then scampered down and ran out of sight.
I froze for a while, looking at the door looking around Chen Hui, slapped his head and said to himself, "Brother Mouse ah brother Mouse, it turns out that you are letting me propose to Chen Hui, but this is not a big gift, how can I repay you Oh!"
Rushing to the front of Chen Hui, I mysteriously and secretly handed her the ring, she was instantly happy, snatched it over, shyly turned around, turned her back to me and said.
"The ring I received, but this does not mean that I want to marry you, Zhang widow, Zhang Fang's things, you want to straighten out before!"
Collected on collected, not to marry or not to marry, this is nothing, I always believe that among the women I currently know do not have their own true destiny, in Chen Hui back touched a hand, I walked into the house, and proceeded to clean up.
The day I did not go to the village, at home and Chen Hui flirting play, quickly forget the matter of the mouse, did not think of lunch time, the mouse and do not know where to scurry out, ate a catty of my beef and then ran out of sight.
Let me feel surprised when, after every meal time, it is on time, one to two, it is also bold, sometimes scurrying to Chen Hui chest, peeled open her clothes to me, I see not happy, thinking that these meat is finally not white feed it.
To my surprise, every three to five days, it always can take some gold and silver soft, several times will Zhang Fang's underwear are gripped back, this is not I make believe, Zhang Fang underwear color I remember clearly, is the kind of black, around the show with flowers.
Of course, I'm not at home, but also do not see it hungry, this thing can dive into the water to catch fish to eat, several times almost not be watching the fish to the death of the small green, I had to let them leave this yellow mouse.
This matter, I am savage other people, only Chen Hui know, thinking that thing is too evil, afraid of the village people in the evil, I go from door to door to ask them to ask God to come back, some too poor, I am out of pocket.
Day by day, until the weather turned cold, people put on cotton coats when the South Gate Hill Lingguan Temple inaugurated, as the village head, I had to go to the opening ceremony.
That day the village came a lot of people, the township, the county, the police station, the Cultural Affairs Bureau of the ...... I do not know whether they are to mingle or to commemorate the inauguration of the Lingguan Temple, but in any case, the vast procession drove into the South Gate Hill.
Shorty, big head, followed me, the two of them spit white gas, glaring at the front of a group of cadres, what is difficult to listen to cursing what, I was indifferent to listen to, that shorty but the more cursing the more powerful, and finally and inexplicably pulled to Zhang Fang.
"Shanzi brother, you say, this is not fucking evil, I'm married to Zhang Fang for half a year, day and night of labor endless, her stomach how not to see big it, if you can't lay an egg, I'm a body of shrinking skills have no successor, to the bottom of the Yellow Springs, how do I have the face to see the ancestors it!"
I do not know what the short man is psychological, his husband and wife things, how do I know this outsider, and how to intervene to speak it, turned back and glared at him, I had to say.
"You two that shit, how the fuck do I know, if you can't, you lend a seed, let me try!"
"I think this method can be, shorty, you let Shanzi try, maybe it can be, haha ......"
Big head finished and laughed out loud, I had thought that shorty would scold us both a few times, but unexpectedly he said shamelessly, "What's wrong with this, as long as the mother-in-law agrees, you go tonight, the three of us, whose seed is not a son!"
I would like to scold shorty a few sentences, but look at his small size, and new heart in the heart, after a sigh, turned his head ready to continue to rush, but at this time, around the branches of the tree squeaked, looked up, but it is the big yellow rat also followed.
Big head and shorty saw this rat, the face instantly changed, leaving me alone, riveted to the front, I guess they may be afraid of evil spirits ......
