Chapter 49: Three Surprises
Cold weather, the big yellow rat does not find a place to nest, come with me to the South Gate Mountain, which makes feel very surprised, want to ask a few words, but it is whooshing a few times on the top of the mountain to go up.
I only had to laugh, also accelerated the pace, although the road up the mountain changed, is from the boulder crushing traces straight up, but to the top of the mountain is also close to noon.
The top of the mountain is crowded, even if the cold wind whimpering, those who heated the white air is also talking and laughing, I do not know what they are laughing at, walked up and simply said a few fart words after drilling into the crowd to avoid the cold wind.
Let my surprise is Sun Ningning is also in, she saw me, with see relatives no different, ran over to me in my arms, although we usually sneak hugging, but like today, in public or the first time, I hold up her frozen with the monkey butt like face, heh out of the white gas, said.
"You fucking pay attention to the image, here so many people, too bad, to hold us also have to drill the grove to go!"
"I don't care, they love what they want, I'll hug you!"
Sun Ningning stubborn up like a little boy, if not to see his cousin in the side, I would have pushed her away, the fall can be hugged, the cold, drilled into the arms of an ice cube, freezing me shivering.
Glasses are always a smiling expression, came over to roar Sun Ningning said: "You are still a little girl how, so embracing, Li village head that can stand, I see you two or early to the wedding, do not call aunt worry!"
Sun Ningning heard, immediately happy, that frozen red face smile like what, let go of me, looked at the glasses and said: "good ah good ah, cousin, then you can come to drink the wedding wine!"
Glasses may dislike Sun Ningning noisy, simply ignore her, but looked at me and said: "Li village head, I do not have the intention of marrying cousin, inbreeding consequences are very serious, fortunately you appeared in time, or I can be a disaster, I instructed you two, the next year to give birth to a big fat boy!"
I wanted to say raw a hair line, from the beginning, I did not intend to go with Sun Ningning to get a license, doing illegal things, marrying the wife of the police, this is not a brain jerk is what?
But the words to the mouth, how he changed his flavor, into a "must must" it, this point I can not figure out, the glasses are now the township police station director, so also have to go up to say a few fart words, I see nothing interesting, shouted on the big head and shorty to go down the hill.
When walking to the site of the Warring States Cemetery, the big yellow rat did not know where to scurry out again, scared the big head and shorty turned around and ran, I hurriedly shouted.
"You two are goons or what, Laozi is here, you fucking run for shit, this rat is now familiar with me!"
The two of them turned back, probably saw the rat rubbing my pants leg, stunned and walked back, I was very proud of whistling, the rat whooshed and scurried to my shoulder, the thick and warm fur directly rubbed on my face, envious of the two of them thumbs up praise.
I patted the big yellow rat, sideways face asked it said: "so cold days, you fucking up to do what, quickly go back, do not freeze to death!"
Hear me say so, the rat seems to be very angry, cackle a few times, spit me a face of saliva, and then scampered down, biting my pants leg to pull forward, I looked ahead, the war cemetery ruins of the black hole is blowing out the cold wind, suddenly surprised beyond words, said.
"You let me go in with you, where the head of the temple is too evil, we do not have the ability, do not dare to go!"
Big head feel rare incomparable, scratching the head, reach out to the big yellow rat screwed up, huh said: "Oh ...... this guy, really I caught that day, mountain son, how do you tame it!"
I can see that the big head is very envious, but this kind of thing needs to be destiny, I'm afraid that he annoyed the big weasel, hastily said: "You're still messing around, the last time the evil ate not enough suffering, quickly put it!"
The big head was terrified, immediately let go, the rat got free, still scurrying over to bite my pants leg pull forward, I thought about it back to the gold and silver soft, heart immediately thumped, looked at it and said.
"You mean there is gold inside?"
The rat seems to be very angry at my words, cackling a few times froze my newly bought pants bit a few holes, and then lying on the ground, stretching out two paws quickly pull out the dirt, a few moments later, it actually pulled out a coffin-like shape in the dirt pit.
I ate a shock, looked at shorty and big head, frowned and said: "There are still tombs here, what to do, should we go in to see!"
"Look at the fart look, heck, the reservoir will be fishing tomorrow, we are empty-handed, inside the darkness, look is also in vain, why not wait for the turn of the spring later to come back!"
Shorty grunted his nose, after getting a puddle of snot out of his nose, he began to curse, he was right, the reservoir fishing is very important, directly affecting my next plan, so squatting down to look at the big yellow rat said.
"You don't scream, look, just buy pants, you give me bite into this, we can't go in today, come back some time, you see into it!"
I just finished, this big yellow rat suddenly jumped up with joy, hitching two paws to me as a bow, shorty looked at it and laughed.
"Oh ...... you this little guy is really exciting, brother and sister if you get rich, also count you a share!"
Finished, he looked at me again, touched the back of the head and said: "Shanzi brother, I see this mouse quite like, you lend me to play a few days can be good!"
I raised my hand, almost didn't give Shorty a chestnut, looked at him, and said with a sulky face, "Play play play, play Zhang Fang well first, this thing is not good, it will kill you in a minute, what happened today, if you dare to yell with Fang Zi, next time don't blame me for not taking you to play!"
The big yellow rat brought me too many surprises, it's no different from the God of Wealth in my eyes, how could I let Shorty take it back to the scourge, so I held it up and bumped it into my jacket's pocket, and asked Big Head, saying.
"Big head, halite ore can always be you in charge, the things here must be dug up for me bit by bit, I don't want to hiccup at the age of sixty, if the village's money is not enough, let's think of a way!"
Big head looked behind him, see no one down, walked into me said with a smile: "do not worry, this thing also can make money, that also need the three of us to come together, do not get it right, the New Year's Eve, each family can also be divided into a few pieces of cash!"
I heard, this is a good thing, is considered a political achievement, so patted the big head's shoulder, after a few pleasantries, the three of us went down the mountain to prepare to entertain those so-called cadres first.
The butcher got half a pig, Fangzi her mother busy half a day to get a few tables of food and wine, I thought it was the collective money, do not eat for nothing, so will Chen Hui, Zhang Fang, and fish watching squad are called over, the guys together lively and lively.
Big head of his old man is still the township chief, but look at the sideburns gray, I guess not many days, in the dinner, he introduced me to a number of cadres, a county, claiming to be what long, said I have a good track record, and then two years to mention the township.
In exchange for the past, I heard this will certainly be very happy, because that time no food and no drink, counting on the official to get some home supplement, but now it's different, for when the official I really have little interest, so picked up the wine glass and he said.
"Leader ah, I do not seek what achievements, and never expect to be promoted to wealth, when the township, I see there is no need, if you can get to the county, even if it is an idle position can be!"
That leader fat head, hear me say so, the fat on the face almost twisted together, suddenly happy to laugh, and I clinked glasses after said.
"Li village head politely, others heard of the idle position to avoid are too late, you are good, so, I see you for the management of the reservoir is quite a set, the Water Resources Bureau has a vacancy, but also do not need two years, hand over the spring later, I personally come to pick you up on the job!"
Idle job has no rights, no oil and water, the usual people to avoid, but I look on the idle job of the spare time, listen to the leader said so, I immediately want to dry three big bowls with him, he was very happy to accept, which makes me suspect that his fat big ears is so eat and drink.
The big yellow rat gave me a big surprise, this leader gave me another one, I was very excited, grabbed the wine bowl, went from seat to seat and toasted with them, and when I drank until I was red in the face and neck, I saw that it was almost time, I walked outside, wanting to take a few breaths of fresh air, but at this time, Zhang Fang, that niece, followed her out, pulled me to the vegetable field behind the village ministry, and looking at me, she said.
"Shanzi, that night's matter you can't deny, Chen Hui and I said Zhang widow's matter, you brutalize me and she hooked up, that house I have a share, after the New Year I'll move in with Shorty!"
If it is said that tomorrow to move over, I will certainly be shocked to faint, but after the New Year, then there is no problem, because tomorrow the reservoir rise fish, no matter how the results, the money can be the right way, so look at Zhang Fang said.
"That night we all drink high, what things I can not remember, especially the flavor, you see when free, we again whole several times!"
After finishing, I can hardly believe that this word is spit out from my mouth, I shook my head a little up, thinking that it may be alcohol, then did not care, but I do not want that Zhang Fang but leaned over, full of spring with me said.
"When you say what time on what time, I listen to you!"
I hated my parents less born two legs, stood up and ran, around the front of the village, squatting on the ground to vomit for a while, recalling what Zhang Fang just said, I immediately smiled, the day of the left embrace soon came, Zhang Fang gave me a third surprise.
May drink too much wine, so cold days, the cold wind whistling blowing, I even squatted on the ground and fell asleep, if it is not Fangzi her mother shouted to see me carried into the house, I'm afraid I will be frozen into a popsicle ......
