Chapter 20: Danyangzi
Upon seeing these two things prostrate themselves in front of Danyangzi, who was also writhing continuously, Li Huowang had a guess in his heart. "These two things are here to help him find dan materials?"
Just as he was thinking this, Li Huo Wang saw Danyang Zi bend down and grab a handful of mud from the ground and stuff it into his mouth, and began to gabble to the two clumps of things.
The voice was strange, sounding nothing like a human voice, but the two things seemed to understand it, sinking up and down a bit before quickly dispersing.
As they left, everything that kept twisting and turning the sky and earth to black gradually returned to normal.
"Wa ah, don't be anxious, although it is hard to get the things on the heavenly book, but it is not hard to defeat your master me, outside, my master still has contacts." Danyangzi said proudly.
"That's right, Master is a person who is going to become an immortal, I'm afraid nothing in the world can be difficult for you! But Master, what was that just now?"
"Hmph, wa ah, you still have to learn ah, this thing is what the heavenly book said "Master You" ah."
The past crisis always made Li Huowang tense his nerves, and he never had time to think about the question, what kind of world is this place.
What big grandma, what old master you, how to look at it is not like unusual things.
If it wasn't for the fact that when he was eating, he had eaten normal pork and sheep's head, he really almost thought that none of the living things in this world were normal.
"Hey, this thing is a good treasure, Master Dao I spent some effort to snatch it in the first place." Danyangzi re-placed that copper bell into his own sleeve.
"Rob it?"
"Of course I have to snatch it, if I don't snatch it would someone else give it to you for nothing? Hmph! What if we don't have it and others have it? Rob it!"
"I learned this when I was five years old, after a beggar older than me snatched stale buns from my hand."
"When I was young, I robbed my mother-in-law and horses and silver, and then I robbed kung fu, magic weapons, disciples, and even the entire Qingfeng Guan! Did you see what that clay sculpture of the ancestor said? Hmph." Saying this, a hint of smugness appeared on Danyangzi's face.
"Wa ah, you have to listen when adults speak, this is teaching you to be good, you know? I'm treating you as one of my own, that's why I'm telling you."
"But master, what if I can't snatch it?"
"Can't do it? If you can't, why don't you join us? Why is your brain so dead in the head when you can read? If you can't rob with a partner, then drug it, and if you can't drug it, then come to the dark side!!!"
A few words let Li Huo-wang know in front of the mange head of the style of dealing, which also let him know why this guy all kinds of means are not next to each other, together with his everything is east a hammer west a hammer to grab.
"Master .... Master lives to understand."
"Hmph! What's wrong with me not knowing words? What's wrong with me not being enlightened? Saying that I'm a sidekick saying that I don't have a Taoist heart, when I become an immortal, I'm going to lift the eyelids of those guys to show them who it is that doesn't have enlightenment now! Who doesn't have the heart of the Dao!" Danyangzi said this, his expression gritting his teeth, his ugly face filled with hostility.
Li Huo Wang did not know who those people were, but he could be sure that the grudge between the two sides must be very deep.
In the following period of time, Li Huo Wang almost always ate and lived with Danyang Zi, wholeheartedly tinkering with the methods of becoming immortal in the Heavenly Book.
During this time, Li Huowang was also secretly perfecting it, making the whole method of becoming an immortal seem more and more believable!
What Li Huowang said was soon delivered.
Looking at the grayish-white slimy body covered with black soft hair and the amorphous black bubble shining with a faint shimmer next to it, Li Huowang could not but marvel at these things.
Apart from marveling at how disgusting these things were, Li Huo Wang was surprised at Danyang Zi's strength, actually being able to get them all.
"Master, shall we open the furnace?" Li Huowang asked.
"There's no rush, there's still a while before the New Year, come on, let's go eat New Year's Eve dinner first."
Danyangzi's words made Li HuoWang a little surprised, so how come we are having New Year's Eve dinner? Is there a relationship between the two?
The words were so, but seeing that Danyangzi all got up and left the alchemy room, Li HuoWang hurriedly followed.
Arriving at the cave where the meal was served, the other disciples had already arrived, and when he said other disciples, it was actually just Chang Ren Chang Ming and Xuan Yuan.
Upon seeing the somewhat empty large round table, Danyangzi's face was instantly gloomy, ''How come there are no bowls and chopsticks set up for the deceased disciples? Set them all up! Pick them up and bring them back for the New Year."
Not a moment later, when all the deceased disciples had bowls and chopsticks, the entire round table appeared to be full.
Danyangzi, who had reappeared with a satisfied smile, nodded and resumed his seat on the main seat, Li Huowang sat on his right side, and the other side was empty, that was Zhengkun's position. "Come on, serve the dumplings."
A steaming pot of dumplings was lifted by the children, a pungent burst of flavor, and they carefully placed them into everyone's bowls with iron spoons, including those of the dead.
"Heh heh heh, it's New Year's Eve, all relax and eat more." That's what he said, but all four people, including Li Huowang, waited for him to move his chopsticks before moving their mouths.
Danyangzi picked up a pair of chopsticks and picked up a white dumpling and put it into his mouth, his eyes slightly closed as he chewed it intoxicatedly, "Mmm~ lard slag leek filling, fragrant! Oi! What is this? A penny? Good omen good omen, hahaha."
Li Huowang looked at the dumplings in the bowl in front of him, froze for a while, and fumed as he took a big bite out of them
Danyangzi smiled and looked at Li Huowang who was eating dumplings with a big mouthful. "You guys met a good time, ah, to eat such delicious dumplings."
"When I was your age, I didn't even know what a dumpling looked like, I just heard about how delicious it was. Oh."
"Later ah, one New Year's Eve, I smelled the smell of other people's family's rice, broke in to take a look only to find that the dumplings turned out to be long like this, at that time, even the family's beautiful daughter did not play, directly a knife stomped, squatting on the bed in a state of confusion, two pounds of dumplings ate a fine, at that time, their family packages is also the lard slag leek filling."
The other disciples snapped and laughed along, only Li Huowang was still there wolfing down the dumplings.
Danyangzi saw Li Huowang with tears in the corners of his eyes, he carefully picked up the bowl and poured his own dumplings into his bowl. "Alas, also a child of a bitter family, eat slowly, don't choke."
Amidst the sounds of swallowing and the clattering of chopsticks, the New Year's Eve dinner for only five people came to a close.
Just when Li Huowang thought he was going to start refining pills, he saw Danyangzi patting his mangy head with his hand, pulling out a dozen red envelopes from his sleeve, and handing them out to Changming Changren or to those next to the dead man's chopsticks.
"Come, come, it's New Year's Eve, remember to put it under your pillow and press it down, take them all, when I was as old as you guys, I never had any elders to give me New Year's money."
Danyangzi put the last red packet next to Zhengkun's bowl, followed by twisting his head and smilingly said to Li Huowang: "You don't need to press the New Year, we master and disciple go to become immortal together, and from now on heaven and earth will live the same life!"
Li Huowang laughed and smiled. "What master said is very true."
"Go, go back to the alchemy room, start the furnace to make pills! Wa ah, you take charge of the fire!"
"Alright, Master!"
