Chapter 21: Becoming Immortal
Looking at the two metallic luster fist-sized red dan in front of him, two wriggling like living things meat dan, and two rotten, black dan with a very piercing odor.
Li Huowang nodded with satisfaction, he could think of things to put in, put so many ingredients, this can definitely eat dead people, not a bit of life will remain.
Next to it, an incense was inserted, representing the remaining time of the year, according to his blindly made up gongfu, it must be practiced at the moment of the year of the degree before it can absorb the spiritual qi that descends from the heaven.
Li Huowang sat with his legs crossed, first picking up the fist-sized red dan ready at all times. About to die, he found himself surprisingly calm.
Yes, he hadn't prepared any backhanders at all.
Li Huowang understood that these pills he definitely had to eat, and if he didn't eat them, Danyangzi definitely wouldn't import them.
Don't look at the New Year's Eve dinner just now, pretending to have a kind face, but what he said in his mouth about becoming immortal together is actually coming to take himself to test the medicine.
However, Danyangzi's calculations did not realize that Li Huowang did not care about his own life at all.
Li Huowang has long been indifferent to life and death, he did not belong here.
His only purpose of living now was to watch a disgusting piece of trash like Danyangzi being lured into the graveyard by himself.
At this moment, Danyangzi was sitting across from him, similarly picking up a red elixir first.
Under the watchful eyes of the two, the fire point of that incense burner gradually lowered.
Just as the incense was about to burn out, Li Huowang took a deep breath, stuffed the elixir in his hand into his own mouth, and swallowed the whole thing in one gulp.
At this time, Danyangzi's movement of preparing to eat the elixir stopped, staring at Li HuoWang's action with full concentration.
At this time, Li Huo Wang, whose expression was a little hyperactive, but as if he did not see, continued to swallow the remaining two pills directly, closed his eyes and pinched his hands and placed them on his knees.
Sweat flowed down from his face as the meditating Li Huo Wang's body began to tremble, but his face gradually revealed an uncontrollable ecstasy.
"I have so much innate aura! This ...... these are ...... so this is how it is, I'm enlightened, I'm enlightened! I'm going to become immortal~!"
Danyangzi's eyes showed a hint of anxiety when he heard this, but he still didn't take the dan right away, until when he watched Li HuoWang's head begin to emit wisps of white smoke, only then did he wolf down the three pills.
While Danyang Zi, who was sitting with his legs crossed, closed his eyes and began to run the large and small circumference, Li Huowang slowly opened his eyes, and he looked at the master in front of him with a smile that was even more winning than just now.
After seeing Danyangzi's head smoking white like his own, and certain black things crawling all over his body along his veins, his coiled seated legs loosened up and Li HuoWang laughed crazily over his immensely painful stomach.
"Hahahaha, Laizi head ah! Laizi head! You can't cultivate into an immortal anymore! You can only become a ghost, let's make a companion together on the Naihe Bridge ah, hahaha!!!"
Danyangzi seemed to have heard it, but he didn't have any reaction, his eyes were tightly closed and his teeth clenched as he sat in place, frantically running the Inner and Outer Great Circumference Technique.
"You're still practicing it? That's all made up by me! It's all I copied from inside an immortal novel, hahaha, ouch, my stomach hurts, hahaha."
Li Huo Wang prostrated himself on the ground and slowly crawled next to Danyang Zi, epileptically looking at the other party's miserable face, he tremblingly raised his right hand and threw a slap on his face. "Hey, are you deaf? Master is talking to you."
Another slap was flung over with his backhand, and Danyangzi still didn't budge.
Li Huo Wang trembled as he pulled out an elixir and stuffed it into his mouth, then his veins rippled all over his body and he felt full of power.
"I said stop practicing! Didn't you hear me?" Li Huo Wang hammered his fist on Danyangzi's face, directly denting his grounded mouth and nose.
Danyangzi, who had a mouth full of blood, opened his eyes fiercely and glared viciously at Li Huowang, and with a wave of his dao robe, he directly lifted Li Huowang out of the air.
"Get lost! You heart demons don't want to hinder Master Dao from becoming an immortal! Laozi is about to become an Immortal! Ancestor Master will be coming to fetch me soon!"
Was lifted out of the ground lying on the ground Li Huo-wang did not sit up again, just so lying on the ground looking at him, muttering under his breath, "crazy, this guy was their own want to become immortal obsession completely forced crazy, aigoo, my stomach really good pain ah."
Just like this one sitting in a coiled position and one lying down, time passed little by little. And the pain in Li Huowang's abdomen became more and more intense, and under the instinctive tendency, his body bowed into a shrimp shape.
"Hiss, how so painful ah, this to suffer until when, really regret just did not prepare a knife to wipe the neck," bowed into a shrimp Li Huowang pain rolling all over the ground.
Under the intense pain, Li Huowang's consciousness gradually fell into a blur, between confusion, he once again saw Yang Na's face. "Yang Na, have you come to pick me up?"
Yang Na's face quickly melted and reassembled into the face of his attending doctor. "Bed 14 has blurred consciousness, preliminary judgment of food poisoning! Quickly! Bring the electric suction over for gastric lavage!"
Li Huowang's eyes slowly closed as an extremely soft voice slipped out from his lips.
"Lavage your damn stomach .... Don't forget, your place is a neurological hospital ..... Which has... Stomach Washing Machine .... Can you hallucinations... Logic self-consistent point ....."
After saying this last sentence, Li Huowang's consciousness lost all sense of his surroundings.
He felt comfortable now as his stomach finally stopped hurting.
Li Huo Wang felt his body falling downward but never touching the bottom.
"Firewang, hold on, you promised me!" A hazy urgent female voice exploded in his ears.
Not knowing how long had passed, suddenly Li Huo Wang opened his eyes violently, and with his hands propped up on the ground he began to vomit profusely.
A mass of deformed flesh and blood with some hair mixed with black water, mixed with crumbs of dumplings, and a few pieces of internal organs were directly vomited out by Li Huowang.
The bloody meat that was lying in the black water did not move for a few moments before it stopped moving.
This sudden occurrence made Li Huowang freeze in place, he was still alive? How is this possible? Then, if he himself was still alive, then wouldn't Danyangzi--!
As soon as he thought of this, Li HuoWang immediately broke out in a cold sweat, and he subconsciously immediately turned his head to look. Immediately afterward, his mouth involuntarily opened to its maximum. "I go, he has become a god ...... What?"
He saw his own that cheap master body has been completely deformed, ugly head split open, three bloody mouth from the inside stretched out, mouth inside the same nested three or four small mouths, full of disgusting yellow teeth they are intertwined with each other against the roof of the big open.
In addition to his head, his body has also undergone significant changes, the feathers that were adhered to the asphalt were like spikes, and drilled out of the flesh and blood.
"What is this? Three flowers lifting up the top, feathering up to immortality?"
Just as this thought burst out of Li Huo Wang's head, those three mouths opened to their fullest, and three voices of Danyang Zi's teenage, middle-aged, and old-aged came out of them at the same time. "So that's how it is, Master Dao I've realized I've realized! Hahaha!!!"
"BANG!!!" With an explosive sound, Danyangzi's entire monstrous body instantly exploded. Blood and flesh splattered throughout the alchemy room.