Chapter 22: Mr. Tudang, the Digging Corpse Insects
I stared at Mr. Tu and said somewhat incoherently na na na, "Mr. Tu, didn't you just save my mother? You, are you a bad guy or a good guy? Why did you beat up the people of Chen Village?"
"Idiot." Chen Hongren scolded me, "Haven't you realized it by now? He's an evil disciple, he used you!"
I couldn't believe it and said, "But he really saved my mother."
Chen Hongren said, "What happened to your mother?"
I said, "Fell into the water and was put into a coma by a drowned ghost."
"Alas, you child, why didn't you tell me?" Chen Hongren was first stunned, then sighed and said, "Maybe your mother falling into the water was also his trick!"
"Huh?" I looked incredulously at Mr. Tu, who had a smiling look on his face, neither admitting nor denying.
It was only at this moment that I had some sense of complete understanding.
"Your grandmother's son of a bitch!" I cursed, rushed towards Mr. Earth and roared, "You set the trap! What the hell happened to my mom?"
"Ouch, ouch, ouch, you're going to hit me?" Mr. Earth pretended to be surprised, "You ungrateful lad, have you forgotten that your mother was still saved and woken up by me?"
"I'll kill you!" I roared.
"Don't be impulsive first." Chen Hongren yanked me back and stared at Mr. Tu, "It would be too underhanded for someone in the art world to make things difficult for an ordinary person! If they kill a mortal, they will even be punished by heaven!"
Mr. Tu smiled and said, "How could that be? I, Mr. Earth, never like to poison women, especially half-aged women with no poise, how would I, Mr. Earth, degrade myself to bother?"
"You, you old bastard!" Listening to Mr. Tu's words, it was obvious that his mother had not been poisoned, but his words were so exceptionally uncomfortable that I couldn't help but break into a rage.
Chen Hongren stopped me and asked Mr. Earth again, "So what did you do with my brothers?"
Mr. Earth laughed, "They can all be in the art world, we have no lightness in our strikes, and I don't know if they are dead or fainted. You can go and take a look. Alas, when I think about it, I still have to thank Chen Xi, without him in front, we wouldn't have gotten it so easily."
"You called Mr. Tu." Chen Hongren coldly said, "Since the destruction of the Palace of the Blood Golden Crow, the number one cult in the art world in the past years, the Divine Prime Minister Chen Yuanfang is not on earth, there is another evil and strange force rising, called the 'Five Elements of the Fey', divided into five chambers of gold, wood, water, fire, and earth, and each chamber has a head and deputy head of the chamber, there are grandmasters, and subordinate to a number of missionary ambassadors, the The missionary ambassadors are all called 'Mr.', that's you guys?"
Mr. Earth laughed: "Worthy of being the brains among the Ten Juns of Ma Yi, you know a lot. I am the Chief Mr. Earth of the Different Five Elements Earth Hall."
Chen Hongren let out a "humph" and said, "It is said that the best thing you people in the Earth Hall do is to use Earth Spirit Puppets to feed on the residual souls of the deceased to do evil?"
"Hm?" Mr. Earth's smile slightly froze, and after a pause, he said, "Chen Hongren, you seem to know too much."
"Hehehe ...... what I know is not just this?" Chen Hongren let out a cold laugh and said, "Many actions will lead to death! Our Chen Clan Village hasn't even come after you yet, but you've come after us first instead! With an earth spirit puppet and such a bastard sneak, you also dare to come here and suck my Chen Family's old patriarch's soul, this is truly a self-inflicted sin that cannot be lived!"
Chen Hongren's words had not yet fallen, only to hear "crackling and popping" a chaotic sound, Chen Hansheng's grave before as if lightning and fire, stirred up a burst of strange bright aura, and there was another smell of burnt flesh like stench rose up to the sky!
"Collect!"
Chen Hongren holding Xuanyuan eight treasures identification reflecting the bright aura of a light, but see a touch of black gas "whoosh" from the ground pulled out, drilled into the treasure identification, instantly disappeared without a trace!
"Master, the Earth Spirit Puppet has been scrapped!"
A person behind Mr. Tu shouted in shock.
"Shut up!"
Mr. Tu turned around and drank viciously, and that person was immediately silenced.
Chen Hongren wiped the Xuan Yuan Eight Treasures Appraisal, and he sneered coldly.
Mr. Tu laughed and said, "What a good Xuan Yuan Eight Treasure Appreciation, it's a treasure!"
Chen Hongren saw that the other party recognized the treasure identification, only slightly froze, and did not speak.
Mr. Earth added: "I also really did not think, your Chen family this ancestral tomb of the ground actually also cloth of the Bureau of Mountain Art, actually have the ground fire cloth control, in the end is the Chen family ah! It seems that if you want to suck the souls of your ancestors, you still have to break this art bureau first. As it happens, I, Mr. Earth, am not good at anything else, but what I am best at is dealing with the land!"
Chen Hongren's eyes glared as he said, "How dare you!"
"Hahaha ......" Mr. Earth laughed up to the sky and said, "Having come all the way here, what else would I dare not do? St. Cabbage, Tang Shan Cai, light up the guys from our earth hall!"
The two disciples behind him answered, "Yes!"
I, however, couldn't help but laugh out loud, Leftover Cabbage? What kind of name is that?
And Tang Shan Cai, Good Fortune Boy?
"Little brat, let you laugh at my name! I'll get you killed later!"
St. Cabbage glared at me viciously and said, slowly fumbling out a large brown bottle from his arms, and then pulled out a handful of things from his arms, and under the moonlight, I could see clearly that it was a handful of cabbages!
"It's really cabbage!" I couldn't help but scream, then I felt ridiculous and couldn't help but cover my mouth with a gourd.
"Laugh, laugh, laugh!" St. Cabbage said angrily, "I'm going to get you killed!"
"Cabbage, can you stop talking nonsense with him." Tang Shan Cai said from the side, "Master told us to light up our guys, why don't you nimbly hurry up and light them up?"
"Isn't that what it is?"
"Then why don't you feed the cabbages?"
"Aren't we going to feed them soon?"
"Then why don't you feed it?"
"Isn't this ****** talking to you? How come you ****** have such a hard time communicating!"
"Who let you talk to me? I let you talk to me? How do you ****** dawdle in doing anything!"
"......"
These two actually quarreled.
Chen Hongren and I looked at each other in dismay, are these two people normal? What are they up to?
Mr. Tu had an embarrassed look on his face as he stepped forward and gave Tang Shan Cai a flying kick, scolding, "Knowing that you're dawdling you're still bickering? Damn, did you light up your dick?"
"Not yet, master, it will light up soon."
"Waiting for you to light up, ****** the sky is bright!" Saint Cabbage saw Mr. Tu kick Tang Shan Cai, couldn't help but smugly scold again.
"Shut the fuck up and hurry up and feed the cabbage!" Mr. Earth kicked St. Cabbage again. Only then did the two men settle down.
I only saw St. Cabbage holding the cabbage in his left hand and slowly brought it to the mouth of the big brown bottle on his right hand, muttering, "Baby, baby, eat, eat, eat more, eat more, eat enough, so you can work ......"
Then I was stunned to see that the mouth of that bottle slowly revealed a fleshy, pink, bug head covered with thick and thin flesh spines, and that bug head had no eyes, no tentacles, only a mouth!
Three mouths!
Three mouths in the shape of a zigzag!
The first mouth took a bite towards the cabbage and swallowed it, the second mouth took another bite and swallowed it, and then the third mouth!
Three bites and the cabbage was gone.
The pink head of the worm shone brightly and leapt out of the brown bottle with a whoosh and landed on the ground, where it rapidly swelled up as if it had been inflated.
I watched in amazement as the bug instantly grew into a five-foot-long, three-foot-high behemoth!
Three mouths, together, opened wide, toward the ground "ow" sound, then swallowed out three big pits!
"Asshole!" Chen Hongren was shocked and rushed forward.
If this continued, the bugs would be able to dig out the bones of the Chen family's ancestors!
Chen Hongren flew up and kicked the bug, which immediately sunk into a large pit, but then quickly recovered and bounced Chen Hongren back instead.
"Hahaha!" Mr. Tu laughed, "This is using softness to overcome hardness! Isn't the layout of the Tomb Protecting Mountain Technique in your Chen Family's grave buried deep underground? I'll let the Earth Digging Corpse Insects dig it out! It would be a shame if I dug up the bones of my predecessors."
"Xuan Yuan Treasure Guide!" Chen Hongren suddenly bit the tip of his tongue and sprayed a mouthful of blood towards the mirror, shouting, "The Cave Almanac of All Evil!"
The Xuan Yuan Treasure Almanac radiated a strange bright light, instantly transforming into ten thousand more, all of which seemed to be needle awns, bursting towards the Digging Corpse Insect!