Chapter 18: No skill in exorcising ghosts
Hairy Xiaodao and I casually chatted for a few sentences, and in his words, he was very familiar with the Taoist canon and the ancient examples of metaphysics.
I was too shallow and inexperienced to tell the difference between true and false, so I just dealt with it. After yesterday's experience, Mao Keming bowed to the surrounding circle, and said aloud that he had already identified the source, and that it must be the woman who jumped from the building in July who did the evil, and that he would go to overpass it and extradite it back to the hell.
Finished, he packed up his own belongings - mahogany sword, gossip plate, Qiankun cloth bag, soul streamer ...... these meals of the guys and gals are also complete, around the owners of leisure also want to follow to play a back to the sauce, the manager of the property company to stop not, the weeds of Xiaodao fade! Said: "Demonic evil things, the breath of the Yin disabled, stained some, a weak and sick, two will be fortune dissipation, if there is not afraid of people, no harm, since you can come with the poor road." The crowd immediately dispersed half.
I smiled and said I was a silly bold, but also curious, go and take a look or not.
He looked at me, nodded slightly, did not say anything.
Came to the fifth floor of the first room in the east, the property manager opened the door to the room, the hairy little Taoist pick a talisman with a peach wood sword, do not light self-burning, chanting a flurry of words, and then entered. I followed him, the staff went in, this is a spacious three-bedroom, decorated in a very feminine style, pink and purple, it was still early outside, but inside there is a gloomy atmosphere. It hadn't been lived in for months, and it smelled of dust.
It got a little better when someone pulled back the curtains and turned on the lights, making the room as bright as day.
I squinted for a while, but didn't notice anything unusual. This woman was obviously very preferred geomancy and feng shui before she was born, or that Hong Kong businessman is very fond of feng shui, paintings, potted plants, wall fish tanks are placed in place, exquisite, obviously through the guidance of a senior person. According to reasoning, such an environment can not give birth to any severe ghosts, however, I happened to have experienced it once yesterday, and can not be denied.
I followed the hairy little Taoist walked around the room, came to the master bedroom, only to see the wide bed, covered with a large red silk quilt, look at me very uncomfortable, due to the previous was warned that the owner of the room is a hiv virus carriers, so do not dare to touch. Hairy Little Tao after watching, said the property manager that the owner should be a rich life, it is not possible to help on the position, enjoy a life of glory, did not expect a step wrong, the abyss, so the resentment, the soul to stay on earth, no harm, to be his altar to do, superdegree this unrepentant ghosts and phantoms.
Said, early prepared property party immediately moved to the eight immortal table, incense burner shrine and other things, to the living room, that hairy little Taoist from the Qiankun bag out of a variety of scattered props, net hand burning incense, open altar practice up. The staff stood in a pile, I squeezed behind, saw that guy chanting, then dancing peach wood sword, sometimes pick up a yellow paper talisman, placed on top of the incense and candles to light, dancing, stepping on the Yu step.
I listened carefully for a while to his sutra recitation, which seemed to be the "Dengzhen Hidden Secrets", or the Divine Strike. I couldn't hear what it was, and after a while, he roared loudly, "Supreme Lord Lao, all the on-duty immortal classes, haste is like a law, pardon!" This sentence is clear, only to see him finish not moving, as if frozen, three seconds later, he began to speak in another voice: "Wooden female ghosts, earthly suffering, do not stay, soul to soul, earth to earth, early set foot on the road of the Yellow Springs, do not delay, do not delay, today a goodbye, a long way away from the return date ...... "
At this moment I finally couldn't help but laugh.
This set of other people do not know, I do know: this person has no divine light projection, self-talking, completely is fooling money. This also confirmed my thoughts, really is a fake Taoist priest who cheats food and drinks. After saying all this, the weedy little Taoist was still jumping around again in his Yu Steps, the amplitude was bigger and exaggerated, I didn't bother to enjoy the monkey show anymore, communicated the Golden Silkworm Compass, and carefully glanced at the unearthly inside the room. I swept around and found that the room was dark, but the most intense qi was none other than the bedroom bathroom.
After making a scene, the sky was dark, the lights outside the neighborhood were on, and the windows of thousands of homes were lit up.
I moved, towards the bedroom, until I came to the glass partition door of the bathroom, just like to reach out and pull, only to feel someone violently pulled me, I turned around and looked, it was the fat security guard, he was expressionless, said you can't go in. I said fuck, I can't even look at it? He said no one can move without permission. The argument over here got the attention of the property manager, who came over and advised me, saying Mr. Lu, it's better not to move, let Taoist Master Mao come.
I vaguely felt something was wrong, shook off the fat security guard's hand and didn't bother with him. This guy is quite fat, but his hands are cold.
The living room of the hairy little Taoist has finished invoking the gods, fake fake style of the deceased souls, and then brought a mouthful of coarse porcelain bowl, which has clean water, mixed with ash, residual yellow paper crushed, drink a mouthful of it, began to spray around the room, he has a large lung capacity, a mouthful of water can spray a large fog, sprayed after the living room, he sprayed the room, the property manager, the old Sichuan security guards and another young man are frowning! Took this spray, he toward me, this thing is too unhygienic, I quickly avoided, said no no no, this plaything I really do not have the blessing to enjoy.
He frowned at me, and then turned his head to look like the fat security guards, fat security guards also flash, he was angry, a mouth towards the air sprayed out after chatter: "I'm also for your own good, after spraying this, the evil gas all disappeared ......" He slipped the mahogany sword, and then poured a mouthful of fragrant gray water He came to the bedroom, knowing that the original owner is sick, he used the tip of the sword to pick the red silk sheets, a large spray of water, spectacular. After spraying these, he was satisfied, hesitant to look around for a while, said, "This matter has been done, the poor Taoist self to go also, Wang Manager, not I say, your building s feng shui pattern really has a problem ...... Huh?"
Halfway through his words, his eyes gazed at the bedroom attached to the bathroom door.
I think this guy originally wanted to knock a hammer of feng shui consulting fees from the property here, and that was the end of it, however, he is more or less a bit of common sense, looking at the bathroom through the hairy glass, dark, there seems to be something shaking inside, all the swindles in his heart stayed in the knots of his throat, gurgled a bit, and stared at the pot of hanging orchid grass next to the bathroom with a deadpan.
Then he choked violently, apparently swallowing the fragrant gray water left in his mouth.
After coughing, his face was green for a while and red for a while, muttering, "This hanging orchid grass ...... is a great evil thing ah, I see that this family also knows a little about the art of geomancy, how could they make such a low level mistake to?" Said, he then raised his leg, carrying the sword, and from the Qiankun bag touched out a painted talisman to, carefully walk.
Walking closer, he pivoted with his sword and ended up not pushing it open. The door was locked, being locked from the inside out.
The few people around breathed deeply and didn't speak, all sensing an air of gravity inside the room: no one was in there, what had locked the door? I felt cold, not windy, but insidiously cold, an oozing coolness swimming up from my tailbone. By this time I had some sense ......md, that ghost play is here again.
Cow tears ah cow tears ...... Where in this city is an old cow to give me tears?
To be honest, if it is not for this weedy little road to make me scrupulous and wear a dodo, I am actually able to see the spirit clearly.
Weedy little Tao obviously also felt out, he looked back and looked around, saw me, said Mr. Lu, how is this? I do not know why thought to ask me, but still give him the idea: "Find a hammer, or kick this glass broken, there must be something fishy inside." He said Mr. Lu you are a high level person, or you come? I shook my head in a hurry and moved two steps to the side, away from the crowd.
I was cold, as if I was coveted by someone in the dark, the spiteful gaze swept on my neck, and the roots of the cold hairs were rising uncomfortably.
Since the hairy little road was raised, the manager surnamed Wang and others made a discussion and decided to pry the door first, if not, then smash it. The fat security guard was sent to find a crowbar, while the old security guard and another tall and thin plainclothes staff in the door. At that time, the room had me, the hairy old man, manager Wang, two security guards and a financial (looks like manager Wang's love child), there was just a soy sauce and I was the same crowd owners, halfway through the boring, ran away.
The fat security out of the bedroom, the hairy little way to find me chatting, said Mr. Lu I see you have a sense of affinity. I said is it, I see you too, so there is a star like. He asked which one? I said it was Yin Zhi Ping. I thought he did not know what the "Divine Eagle Warriors", but he was very agreeable, a long sigh, said: this life can be Yin Zhiping, that is, what if I die?
I do not know whether he is thinking of himself as a defilement of the little dragon lady of the Quanzhen Church obscene Taoist priest, or the history of the real Quanzhen headmaster, a moment actually speechless. Two staff got a while, said really evil, inside like something sucked, how to get, the door did not open. Are talking about, into a huge body to, Manager Wang scolded: "Fatty, told you to go get the tools, come back to do ** ah?" Fat security did not say, I looked up and found that the guy's eyes turned upwards, revealing all the whites of the eyes, bun face full of evil anger.
The line of sight went down, and his hand was actually holding a kitchen knife.
Weedy Xiao Dao and I glanced at each other and screamed at the same time, "Ghost on the body!"
"Ah ......"
Before the words were finished, the fat security guard raised the chopper on his right hand high - this one should be a thickened knife specially used for chopping bones - and swung it violently at the nearest Manager Wang, and howled an overclocked shrill scream in his mouth. Where was this sound shouted out by a big-bladed gentleman? It was clearly a young woman's shriek. The blood light appeared, the chopping knife slashed down the left hand of the Wang manager subconsciously to block, the knife stuck in the bone, issued a sound that makes people's teeth itchy, the Wang manager wailed and fell down on his knees.
That female finance immediately issued a shocking howl, "Mamma ...... ghost ah ......"
To say that the quality of professionals or high, although it looks like not much real skill, that is called Mao Keming's hairy little road or a leap to the door, the yellow paper burned a wisp of flame, forced to the front of the fat security guards, which was possessed by the fat security guards are afraid of the fire symbols, pulling the knife back, a little bit of a certainty, and then waved the knife chopping, Mao Keming raised his sword to block, I thought that the mahogany sword will be broken, I did not expect that the play is actually hard to resist! This sharp knife, swing back.
The female financial madness in general, regardless of the two fighting, see the gap to run to the outside. I want to stop, but only grabbed a little corner of the coat, struggling to run away. Did not walk two steps, was Mao Keming swung away from the fat security guard backhanded knife, showy head was cut off from the neck at the root, the blood in the torso such as a spray gun waterfall, will be sprayed in the room with a thick blood.
Dead people ...... are miserable!
At this time I also anxious eyes, I always thought that the ghost of things, just scare people, I did not think that there are ghosts on the body of this trick, life-related I do not dare to hide, borrowing the power of the golden silkworm compulsion to pass on, I stepped on the foot, the arrow rushed to the front of this fat security guards, lifting the leg is a kick - I was a child in the old country often fight, know the trick, and then This kick was right at his center of gravity, the fat security guard fell down with a bang, smashing the wooden floor with a bang.
Mao Keming was female financial cape spilled all over the blood, angry three corpses of God out of the world, fire, only to see him with the sword virtual drawing four vertical and five horizontal, left hand on the waist to make a symbol of the state of the sword harness, the right hand holding the sword, in the air or horizontal or vertical, the left hand holding the sword in front of the chest, the thumb clasp the end of the nail end of the tail finger and ring finger, bellowed: "the soldiers fight, all arrayed forward! "
After reading, a sword pointed straight at the fat security guard's heart, stabbing away.
The fat security body in the wooden sword, the tip of the sword has not entered the flesh, but the body is a mess of shaking, like sifting chaff.
Mao Keming heart is very happy, do not care about the plasma, pull out the yellow talisman Zhu Shu to, want to drive away the ghost on the body. However, the fat man trembled for a while, actually stopped, stretched out his left hand to grab the mahogany sword, opened his mouth to roar wildly, his voice was mournful, his mouth was crisscrossed with teeth, and his face had strange veins emerging, unlike normal people. Right hand to grab the ground chopper, but also want to play evil again.
I thought bad, bad, this hairy little Taoist magic power is a little.
However, his horse is only a little bit!
