Chapter 23: Ape Corpse Descending, Weedy Taoist Calculating Strongly
This old man was angry, the monkey on the shoulder immediately showed his teeth, leaped towards me.
I have been poisoned by epilepsy, body is difficult, but see this dead monkey pounced, claws and nails black sharp, also do not dare to slack off, fumbling Swiss army knife right hand immediately out of the pocket, a swing forward. To say that my physical quality of progress is not a little two points, the monkey fast and fast as the wind, and I shot like lightning, after the first to come, a knife on the monkey's head in front of the chop.
It is also agile, cross-handed block, hard and sharp claws and steel blade actually sparks, was my shock, bounced to the side.
My Swiss army knife blade is only eight centimeters, plus the body of the knife is less than twenty centimeters, I backed up a few steps, just as I stood firm, only to see that the old man in the hands of the "Three Kingdoms" slammed towards me, I flicked my head to dodge, dodge, he opened his mouth wide and let out a low roar, his face was suddenly haunted by a black mist, and began to grow sparse black hairs, cheeks, neck, forehead ... ...The black hairs grew extremely fast, and in a few seconds, they were just like monkeys.
I lost my voice and exclaimed, "Ape Corpse Descending?"
I didn't expect this guy to actually refine himself into a subjugation essence. What does it mean by Ape Corpse Surrender?
The ape corpse here refers to a unique kind of monkey in the jungles of Southeast Asia, with the scientific name mandrillussphinx, also called mandrill (not the same as the short mule mentioned earlier), with a colorful face, violent sex, especially males, with a strong body that dares to fight with the enemy, which is very rare. Some witches believe that it has the power to communicate with the gods, to be its death, decayed body, from the cranial cavity to take out a small amount of red and white liquid (blood and brain mixture) and a large number of half-corrupted hair, painted on the human body, day and night prayers chanting incantations, and finally the person will be able to incarnate as a mandrill, unmatched strength, a leap of a few feet.
In ancient times, there were often evil sorcerers and religious figures who used the ape body drop to make warriors to protect the altar and maintain their authority.
However, this is also a kind of inhuman techniques, was dropped by the person, although usually can be as normal, normal life, however, whenever the moonlight like water, the full moon in the sky, the whole body everywhere, thirty-seven thousand acupuncture points in the strange itchy, root hairs grow, skin blood, pain, but only sucking opium to solve the pain, in the long run, the spirit of abnormality, life expectancy of less than ten years.
These are only in the miscellany inside some records, but also curious to check the information to compare, did not expect to really run into. No wonder this guy said that killing me would be easy and not difficult. I looked at the window, hastily waved his hand and said, "Uncle you first don't rush, first don't rush ...... I'll be honest with you, that book I've followed my grandmother's instructions, long ago burned it, but the content I still remember it, if you need, I can give you a one by one recapitulation out of the ......"
Shouting, I finally realized why this guy was here.
It's because, inside the miscellany of the Twelve Methods of Suppressing Mountains, there is a paragraph of Luo XVIII's discussion on the feasibility of solving the Ape Corpse Descending, and I also looked at it interestingly (does it feel like a werewolf?). I was also amused by it (does it feel like a werewolf?), and that's why I was so impressed by this sorcery.
However, as soon as this person entered the state of being on the verge of descending, most of his reasoning was drowned out by his instincts, so how could he listen to my arguments?
What is instinct?
This mandrill horse face convex nose, bloody mouth, fangs dense, violent temper, temperament changeable, great strength, has a great aggressiveness and danger, this habit with the blood secret law inheritance, has been integrated into the soul of the descendant, where will listen to my refutation delay, he closed back, just like a projectile catapulted in front of me, I was just a low body must be passed by the foot grazed, fell aside. I am also very anxious, do not care about a lot, rolling and crawling to the door.
The left side of a sudden wind, I flashed, the left side of my face is a hot pain, but was scratched by the monkey.
I turned back, glimpsed Duo Duo floated to the top of the dead monkey's head, the little girl with tears in her eyes, began to become a green-faced grimace, opened her mouth wide to gnaw on it. My heart moved, suddenly remembered what species it was: the Tartar Original Lemur, also known as the Brain Eating Monkey. This ghostly creature can be extraordinary, ordinary monkeys are omnivores and have an average appetite, however it is very peculiar, it likes to eat rotting corpse brains, it is a famous primate carrion eater, it is said to be able to communicate with the underworld and devour spirits.
"Duo don't!"
I had already pulled open the door, seeing that dead monkey stretching out its black and heavy claws to catch Duo Duo, I couldn't help but return to kick at it. This kick was so fast that it was beyond my expectation, straightly kicked it flying, "snapped" and fell on the wall, my heart's joy has not yet sprouted, then I felt the black shadow appeared, but it was that the old man who entered the state of the ape corpse descending appeared on my left, he threw his right arm straight and threw it towards me. At this time, I was already too late to dodge, slightly sideways, so that my back to withstand this blow.
Bang! Before I could react, I felt myself being slammed into by the impact of that Dongfeng heavy truck traveling at high speed.
In an instant, I was knocked out of the door by the huge force and directly hit the wall of the corridor.
My eyes went black, and I almost fainted.
However, at this moment is the crisis moment, if I closed my eyes and fainted, I guess there is no more open eyes of that day, desperate moment I have a few points of courage out of thin air, softly sliding down from the wall, I don't know how many of my own bones in the end broken, tightly grasping the Swiss army knife, and strive to step forward to the black hair monster face a throw.
His head averted, the knife "whoosh", deeply rooted in the back of the sofa. He roared, "Ow!", and debris fell from the wall behind me, hitting me on the head. My stomach lurched, and I couldn't stop the blood from pouring out of my mouth, choking and throbbing my lungs. Blood trickled down my forehead, gumming up my eyes.
In the blood I saw Duo running helplessly towards me, followed by the man in stride.
I thought I was going to have a good fight, which thought that I was so useless, a face to face lost combat power, think of the body of the Golden Silkworm Compass, this little thing is a poison connoisseur, but it is not Viagra, can only slowly bring me physical, reaction and spiritual growth, but in the fight can not give me a lot of support. Too young, too young, I sighed infinitely in my heart, trying to struggle up, but a sharp pain did come between my chest and back, and I almost fainted from the pain.
At that moment, the man was only one step away from me.
Is it going to die?
It was as if I heard a voice from heaven coming, no, it was a voice pretending to be old shouting, "Demon, how dare you make trouble. Wait for the Poor Taoist to subdue you!" I inclined my head slightly and saw a man in a green-colored Daoist robe cross out of the slant, dancing a broken peachwood sword toward the hairy man.
Then came a rush of footsteps, several voices yelling, "Police, police ......" and someone else shouting, "What kind of monster is this?"
A mouthful of blood drummed out of me again, but my heart settled a little. Yet just as I was about to put my heart down, I saw the porcelain jar doll, which had rolled on the ground when I fell just now, being violently crushed to smithereens by a big, hairy foot in the scuffle, oozing out a small puddle of clear, oily substance. Then a scream was heard from Duo!
This time I was really angry and anxious, my chest was stuffy and painful, my eyes went black, I heard a few gunshots, and then I knew nothing else.
My last glimmer of consciousness was: your sister ah ......
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When I woke up again, the first thing I smelled was disinfectant.
The smell brought me back to my senses leisurely, and when I opened my eyes, I found myself in a very ordinary hospital room, my eyes were blocked by the edges of the gauze, and I could barely see what appeared to be several beds to my left and right with my residual light. I tried to stand up but couldn't move, realizing that my entire body was covered in bandages and I had a neck brace around my neck, just like a mummy. I made a little movement out of it with all my might, whereupon a passerby looking, plump nurse passed by, ruffled my eyelids with her hand, and asked, "Huh ...... conscious yet? Can you talk?"
I said I can, just as soon as I spoke, I felt that my throat was like a fire, spicy, I subconsciously said: water ...... At this time, in the afterglow, there was a sinister shadow ran in, and then my hand was tightly grasped, and then a head of beautiful raven colored long hair filled the field of vision of my eyes, and this woman wooing cried and said: "Lu brother Lu, you finally woke up, oooh ......"
I couldn't see, and I realized by listening to the voice that it was Xiao Mei.
So I shouted again with all my strength, water ...... My voice was so raw, yet she heard it clearly, and rushed to a cup of warm water, little by little for me to drink. Doorway and came in a few people, there is a root, there are my store the two old oil, colorful, they surrounded me to exchange pleasantries, condolences body, I have something in mind, but also just cope with, wait until the throat is no longer uncomfortable, and then asked what happened.
Root told me that day he received my phone call, a minute did not dare to delay, immediately reported to the police, at the same time to the South City station xx hotel rushed to. To the station to join the police officers, rushed to the eleventh floor, just to the corridor to see me lying on the floor of the corridor, a Taoist priest with a chimpanzee-like creature in the fight, the police failed to show the police, shot the chimpanzee, the results of that guy saw the situation is not right, injured two police officers ran away.
Root said that it was a good thing that these cops had guns with them, otherwise, that creature would have been really hard to deal with.
"Ran away?" I asked, and he nodded.
At this time, the doctor came over under the leadership of the nurse, and after giving me a slight examination, he said that my physical condition was okay, three ribs were broken, but the recovery was good, and I was relieved to be treated ...... I nodded and said about how long it would take to be discharged from the hospital, and he said that he would have to wait for a month, and when the situation stabilized, then he would go home to recuperate. I dare not ask him to do the operation whether there is a fat worm slipped out of my body to, nodded violently and did not say anything, he also did not say anything, relieved a bit and left.
I asked Root how many days I had been in a coma. What time is it now?
Root said you have been in a coma for four days, lifted into the hospital with a dead person, we are ready to give you a funeral, fortunately, the doctor is highly skilled, and will have to give them a big red envelope to go. I nodded my head and said that the bill would come from me. I see Xiaomei's face is tired, so I asked if it's been a long time since I slept. Xiao Mei smiled sweetly, shook her head and said it was fine. Next to a clerk smiled and said Comrade Xiao Mei has not slept well in the past three days, so you serve you like a husband.
Xiao Mei's face red, twisted over to spit at him, not to let him talk nonsense.
I was very grateful to say thank you to her, she blushed, stood up and said she went home to go, give me a little soup to drink - like me such as broken bones, should drink lotus root stewed dragon bone.
We saw Xiaomei out, Root said Xiaomei really good, good to you with your future husband, like a sweet, you have to take advantage of it, I shook my head and did not say anything, Root a little bit anxious, asked if you think that people have a low diploma, or first of all, people have had boyfriends? I tell you, this era, like her so beautiful and virtuous girls, really not much!
I didn't say anything, don't know how to speak well - to say that I don't have any feeling for Xiao Mei, that's a lie, such a youthful and beautiful girl, light to the eyeballs are a quite a lot of comfort, and beautiful, and energetic, kind and hard-working; however, I really don't have that kind of very strong feeling for her, instead of the kind of very cherished, to be We don't know each other very well, we all roll in bed together, as a fuck buddy is also quite good, but the key is that she is also very important to my career (small business only), and I really take her as a friend, the relationship is really not good to clean up the stalemate.
I asked where the Taoist priest was that day.
Root saw that I avoided answering his question, a little uncomfortable, tone hard said also hospitalized, the boy hurt his hand.
I said can help me call him not, I want to meet with him alone.
A root originally did not want to move, but then thought of my other identity, must be an emergency, stood up and said I go to help you call it. A root went out, I under the two old grease clerk rounded up and said, that Taoist is a philistine, said your friend, hospitalized in the past few days we also give him food, every day nothing to find a nurse lady palm reading, surrounded by a group of chicks. By the way, the last time I told you about the long-haired kid I ran into in the massage parlor in Foot Wash City, that's him.
I nodded and said I know, thank you, the store is busy, hurry back to take care of business.
The two of them are the kind of old gun oil, do lazy, half of a month's salary are spent on the penis, but the person can be, smart, hardworking mouth, put the store to solicit business is a good hand, I'm good to them, from time to time to take care of, and occasionally to me to borrow money, not a large number of I do not refuse, so they are very quite me, think I'm the people.
Seeing me say so, they nodded their heads and said okay, okay, hurry back to the comrades to report the good news of Lu's recovery.
After another moment, Xiao Keming this miscellaneous hairy little road wearing a hospital gown, hanging a hand came in, I signaled Root to stay outside the door, Root nodded and did not come in. Ward a few beds of patients, all do their own thing, or sleep or play with cell phones, and do not pay attention to this side. Xiao Keming moved a bench to sit down, made a bow, said Lu Taoist friend finally woke up, poor Taoist is also considered to be a piece of mind.
I first thanked him for saving his life, and then anxiously asked me what happened to that porcelain canister - I am now most anxious about the safety of Duo Duo, when the porcelain canister was destroyed, the corpse oil flowed out, Duo Duo homeless, the soul palpitating, screaming ...... high, others can not see, this miscellaneous Hairy Xiao Dao magic power can not, eye strength is there, certainly see.
He smiled faintly and said, "Lu Taoist friend, I can't imagine that you are actually the heir of the Southern Border Witchcraft Road ah, both the species of native golden silkworm parasites, but also to raise the Jade Maiden Spirit Child, the end of the broad ah, disrespect ah disrespect!" I said with a bitter face, hurriedly said what happened later? His eyes turned, said poor Taoist spending a lot of money these days, and also injured, shy ......
I said I will reimburse!
He also said that the poor Taoist here is not familiar with the area, there is no place to stay, to the Taoist Association people do not accept to stay ......
I said I live there.
He finally smiled with satisfaction, his hand reached into his pocket and took out a thing.