Chapter 33: The Hairy Taoist Priest Came to Catch Ghosts
Froze only a dozen seconds, hysterical palpitations after, there is a little calm.
The shaking world began to stabilize, Liu only then found that pressed on top of himself is not that incarnation of evil ghost zombie drunkard, but under his own that big fat security guard Wei MoMo, this name some girls air demented fat guy, three or four hundred pounds of good meat pressed against their own, really can not move.
At this time, the ear seems to be also restored some hearing, and then there is an anxious voice came: "Liu, Liu ...... Boss, Boss, Boss, what happened to you?"
The world returned to its normal trajectory, and Liu realized that he was still in the alleyway behind the nightclub, yet the black cat, the ghost doll, and even the drunkard who was frantically spitting out his entrails were nowhere to be seen. He shouted, "Foamy, Foamy, don't fucking press, let me up, what the hell is going on here?"
One of the henchmen came over and head scrutinized him for a moment and asked, "How are you doing boss?"
"What's going on?"
Big fat man then moved away with difficulty, carefully help Liu up, the henchman told Liu, said they threw people back, found Liu did not follow up, and then told Xiaoshanzi to come back to look for, did not expect to see him alone in the alley hissing, hysterical shouting, this shouting is like shouting for the soul, and then towards the air fierce punches, swinging wildly. Xiaoshanzi strange, called Liu, Liu brother, what happened? Liu ignored, still like crazy.
Xiaoshanzi went to pull, I did not expect Liu flung Xiaoshanzi to the ground with a punch.
Xiaoshanzi's howl attracted a few of them, came over to find that Brother Liu was bewitched, a few people joined forces, finally relying on the weight of the big fat WeiMoMo, finally pressed him to wake up.
Brother Liu look around a few henchmen, everyone with injuries, talking this henchman mouth corners bruised, big fat grunted rubbing his belly, and the most tragic Xiaoshanzi, was a security guard to support, inside the mouth and nose are full of blood. He asked, "When you guys came, you didn't see anything?" Several henchmen are bewildered, at this time Liu probably know that he met something dirty, he heard that at the sight of a black cat will be trouble, the coldness in his heart grows, and do not dare to speak out of turn for fear of spoiling the business of the nightclub, so he apologized to a few henchmen, promising a meal to make amends, and then sent Xiaoshanzi to the hospital to seek medical attention.
He left the alleyway when still can not help but look back, the ground a mess, but no blood, vomit is also a long time, that drunkard, never seen again.
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Speaking of these, Liu was very apprehensive, he repeatedly described to me and miscellaneous small road up that drunkard at that time the horror of the appearance, as if the "Resident Evil" series of movies inside the zombie, iron face, dead for several months, eyeballs are hanging out of the feeling of this image has been hovering in his mind, and the ghost doll ......
It was all so real that when he went back to sleep, he also had nightmares, over and over again! Doing so that he always woke up violently, his ears always heard a woman's screams, a day without spirit, but also let him go to work today distracted.
He had been a soldier, received the baptism of the proletariat melting pot, is a firm atheist, however, just in the evening when he went to work, but constantly pondered, whether to go to Jiangcheng very famous Jintai Temple, to ask for an open light to avoid the evil spirits of the ornaments to wear.
"Do you believe in us?"
He said believe, really believe, sir you are a high person, a glance can see what happened to me yesterday, too amazing, have to believe. I said it doesn't matter if you believe, my friend seems to have been blackmailed here, and wants to be exempted from the bill, so he should talk to the manager on duty, right? He said it is fine, although I am only a security supervisor, but this kind of small things can still be done. Come, come, we do not fight, to be able to know a person of high standing like you, it is really a blessing of three lifetimes. He poured the wine again, and then toasted me and Xiao Keming, apologized first, and after apologizing to Xiao Keming, he drank it in one gulp, his eyes red, and said please point out the way.
I asked Xiao Keming, Xiao brother what do you think?
He said according to the old Liu - this guy is a monkey climbing up the pole, this moment is called old Liu - the argument, I personally think it is encountered a small ghost. This little ghost has the effect of confusing people, if it is hit by the spirit, will be scared of the person day and night restlessness, sleep uneasily, the whole day mental depression. If the poor Tao master gave the ghost catching bottle is still there, this is a good solution, it will catch it is, it is a pity ...... that last time in the Dongguan xx square poor Tao casting spells, that the ghost catching bottle was lost, and could not find the source of the little ghost, for a moment, it is not so convenient.
Liu brother tightly holding the hand of 杂毛小道, tears are coming down, said please master must help in addition to this evil!
Hairy Xiaodao take the frame, pose difficulties, a burst of excuses, I see him so, naturally, is the old habit up, but also only to cooperate, a song and a song. That Liu since yesterday's things out, the fear of the heart and a few more points, by the two of us a squeeze, finally compromised, said that the head of the natural today is to be free of charge, and, to give you a gold card, all consumption 10% discount - this is within his terms of reference to be able to spend the highest discounts.
Hairy Xiaodao shook his head and said that tonight's consumption has not been completed yet.
Brother Liu is interested, said yes yes yes, a moment after the Taoist master casting spells, catch ghosts, will call the two old hairy girl over to accompany you to discuss the nationalism. Hairy little Tao then nodded with satisfaction, said good le, old Liu you so righteous, poor Tao also is not a vegetarian guysh, this time out, will definitely catch that little ghost.
He finished, toward my eyebrows and eyes, said Lu left you say how to get?
I was depressed, said this land is your old Xiao looking for, a big port, but you are sharp-eyed, at once picked such an evil place, you naturally know the method of catching ghosts and doorway, and the benefits are for you, you naturally want to die hard. Hairy Xiao Dao sardonically smiled, said the poor Tao also only slightly understand some of the art of looking at the gas, far from feeling something wrong, they came in, you also know, the poor Tao all the power, has been blocked by the majority (which is really not what he heard - bragging?), and now only rely on the vitality of the jade, and the power of the jade. Now only rely on the spirit effect of this life jade in support ......
I saw Liu frowned, thinking that the two of us here to blame each other, is also useless, so stood up, said to go to the scene to see it? Brother Liu quickly stood up and led us downstairs. Open the door of the room, a few black suit security guards are still there, Liu said scattered, they each go back to their posts.
I looked at the back of that big fat man, thinking of Brother Liu said his name is Wei Mo Mo, I feel funny, this name is girlish enough. Weedy Xiao Dao also saw the name, told the fat man to stay first do not go, go to the scene together.
I, Hairy Little Road, Liu and big fat Wei Mo Mo, four people by elevator down to the first floor.
There is a point worth mentioning, that big fat man into the elevator, the whole elevator slammed down, making me jumpy, scared, mulatto small road is also a face of unnatural, but it's Liu's expression this time calm some, perhaps used to it, don't care.
Out of the back door, came to the alley behind the nightclub, this cold day, whooshing cool wind from the alleyway through and through, even if wearing a coat, but also feel that there is a bone-chilling cold wind to the neck inside the drill. We all shrunk our necks and turned around with cold air, freezing our noses red. Liu came to the place where the drunk was lying, squatted down, pointed to a dried puddle of vomit and said, this is where that guy was lying down, and then said a few more scenes and directions from the story. Weedy Xiao Dao took a deep breath and said that, as expected, he smelled the demonic gas.
I smelled, the alley stinks, the cold wind poured in, extra cold.
The so-called demonic gas, is something?
Miscellaneous hairs Xiaodao turned his carry-on Qiankun bag, get out of a yellow paper talisman, his peach wood sword and other props are still lying in the back box of my car, then with his right thumb to press the ring finger and tail finger, than into the sword finger shape, the middle finger and forefinger clip this talisman, said to let you look at the poor Tao's skills. Finished, he waved his hand towards the sky, the talisman fire without fire, really magical, however, the wind is strong, immediately put out the burning a small half of the yellow paper.
He didn't feel embarrassed, he stepped on the yu step and recited the same incantation that he recited that time when he caught the female ghost on the fifth floor of my house. Brother Liu was surprised to see this weedy little Taoist god fighting, Big Fatty looked confused, while I held my arms and watched this weedy little Taoist go crazy jumping left and right, stepping on the Yu Steps, inviting all the gods of the heavens and all the on-duty astrologers along the way.
Inviting the gods into the body this thing, to be honest, my twelve magic doors inside also have, the method is different, probably is to invite to have magic power, have the divine personality of the gods into the body, and then with the help of the magic power to drive away the demons and catch the ghosts, or to show miracles to preach the way, there are people who invite the dead relatives or ancestors, to entrust, to break the truth as well as other ...... This thing is most of the goddesses and sorceresses The usual techniques, some are acted as if they were real, some are indeed real - this will test the ability of the person who casts the invocation of the gods.
The projection of divine light I mentioned before is actually a foggy white light, and it is recorded on the Twelve Laws that if the invocation is successful and one enters into another consciousness, there will be a layer of foggy white light enveloping the invoker, which is both successful.
However, I have never seen it on the body of Hairy Xiao Dao.
So, I don't know whether it is true or not.
There is also another point, the so-called invocation of the gods, usually invoke Taishang Laojun, the gods and Buddhas of the heavens and so on, even if there is a Mendo magic power, basically can not be invoked - so far I have not seen a successful case. Why? My personal speculation is that these people are too busy to take care of these minions. As for its scientific nature, this really do not know, perhaps it is really some people say that the magnetic energy, space vibration.
At this moment, the hairy little Tao has been possessed by the old man, is shouting with the inexplicable air.
I pulled aside the bewildered big fat Wei Mo Mo, he is more than one meter eight, three to four hundred pounds, turned to look at me, I feel a mountain of meat standing in front of me. I asked him to go somewhere recently did not, he shook his head, said no ah, I stay in the company every day ah, or else in the dormitory. Once he said I, and Xiao Mei accent is very similar, I heard kindly, said Oh, really no? He laughed, embarrassed to scratch his head, said there is, this evening Liu invited to eat buffet, went to the Lotus Road side of the restaurant.
I said you these days, no, these two days have you contact with any more special people?
He scratched his head, think, think hard, half a day later, hey laugh, said are the usual partners, did not meet anyone ah? Oh, right, is yesterday Min Xiang entrusted me to bring her a cup of Starbucks hot latte, I helped run a little errand, the result ...... result, hehehe ......
He laughed violently, and a happy smile surfaced on this big fat face, fat and oily, which visually appeared to be a rather horrible thing.
Ten or so seconds later, he finally suppressed the ecstasy in his heart, shyly said She pulled me bent over and kissed me - he pointed to his layers of stacked fat on the back of his neck, said. I look carefully, there is really a small lipstick mark on it, faint, large and wide lips, associated with the mouth, can not be counted as very good-looking, however, the big fat Wei Mo Mo did a burst of color and soul to grant the feeling of happiness, so that I am a little strange.
Look carefully, this lipstick print, light red, but sweating, some distortion, the fat man did not take a shower, a sour smell.
I think this mark seems to be the source of the black gas on his neck.
I took Liu's hand and asked who Min Xiang was.
Liu first froze for a moment, and then replied that it is the reddest head of their here under the mama-san, skirt of the unknown, traveling between the rich businessmen and the powerful, a lot of people want to include her into their own backyard slowly taste, but she refused, proud very much. He asked again what is wrong, why suddenly ask about this? I said how old is this Minxiang?
He thought for a moment, hesitated for a moment, and said Probably twenty ...... thirty? Huh, foam, how old is Minxiang?
The fat man hemmed and hawed and said Eighteen.