Chapter 12: Dead Man's Clothes by the Highway
Upon hearing this, Fatty and I were both startled. Exclaimed, "What? You can't see any other vehicles on the road!"
Old Hu nodded, then asked us rhetorically, "You don't want me to joke around, are you sure there are other vehicles on the road?"
Fatty pointed out the window and shouted: "Brother, how can we lie to you ah, look, these over and over is not a car? Can't you really see one?"
Old Hu directly slapped himself twice, then looked out the car window, then turned back and said with a bitter face: "Still can't see!"
At this time, I began to feel that this thing is a bit fishy.
And old Hu also some panic, he hurriedly ran out of the car, and then heard him "mama" yell! Fatty and I were shocked, hurriedly jumped out of the car and asked him what happened.
Old Hu sweating, a face of anxious expression pointing to the National Highway on the vehicle alarmed: "really too evil, look at the road here on the car up and down the road, sitting in the cab on the road a car can not be seen! You say evil is not evil?"
"This is this fucking is not going to happen ah?" Fatty's expression was also slightly anxious.
Coincidentally, both of them cast their eyes to my side. Obviously, after last night's incident, they still trusted me for this kind of evil thing, and both of them were counting on me to help.
In fact, there was no need to think about this, and I pretty much understood why. I said: "You are * a * this * read * small * said. Bumped into something dirty, maybe something really bad is going to happen, look at this situation you can't leave without running over someone."
"Ah?" Old Hu and Fatty were startled, their faces changed.
Old Hu said, "Brother, don't scare me! Is there any way to solve this? If this is true, we can't afford to kill someone, it's a death sentence."
"Brother, you're the only one here who can organize this kind of dirty stuff, you have to think of a solution." Fatty is also anxious, to my name are different.
"What? Looking for a double to be a scapegoat?" It was probably because it was the first time I had heard of such a thing, so both Old Hu and Fatty were both surprised and puzzled at the same time.
Fatty said, "Where can we find a double? Who would be willing to die for us?"
Old Hu also frowned, "If we let someone else die for us, I might as well just stay here for the night!"
I didn't realize that even though Old Hu was a grave robber, his heart wasn't evil.
I smiled, "You guys misunderstood, I'm not talking about letting someone else die for us, but rather we make a body double for us to block the calamity."
In folklore, this method of using a double to block disasters is actually used quite commonly. For example, if a child's fortune is told to be a child's life, then a small straw man will be made, dressed in the child's usual clothes, and then burned to the gods in heaven. Some people may ask why this double should be burned to the gods in heaven. It is because the so-called child's life means that he or she is a child in heaven, but because of playfulness, he or she steals down to the mortal world, and this kind of child will usually be taken back to the immortal world early, and will not be able to grow up to adulthood in the Yang Shi. So in order to save their lives, their parents will make a double for them to burn to the gods, to put it bluntly, it is a kind of deception techniques.
Returning to the topic, the old Hu two heard, interest came, and hastily asked me with what to do, how to do?
"The double generally must have close to the object to do." Finished, then I asked the old Hu: "so hot days you bring a jacket did not?"
"Jacket ah, there is ah, I have in the cab. Just tell me what to do, I'll listen to you in everything." Old Hu said anxiously while wiping the sweat from his head.
I saw that Old Hu was really anxious, so I directly told him to take out his jacket. Old Hu heard and hurriedly ran to the car, from the driver's seat took out a black suit lab coat, I took the suit, then drew on the clothes in vain, and then recited the incantation: "Vigilance God always illuminate the heavens and the earth, Qiankun changes infinitely, the true and false is to come to the false is also true, the earth, water, fire, wind and false to change to the true, heh heh yang yang, the substitute soul god to come to the descending, the substitute soul god to come to the descending, I too on the Laojun . The decree, urgent as the law!"
After the incantation was recited, I then handed the clothes over to Old Hu and told him, "You now lay the clothes on the road in front of you, and then you drive the car all the way forward until it rolls over the jacket. I can't guarantee that this method will work, so try it!"
Although the old Hu also do not know that this will be effective, but he still immediately put the black suit coat on the road in front of the car more than ten meters.
Started the car, the old Hu sitting in the driver's seat is still can not see the other cars on the road, even just put on the road suit coat can not see. So he can only rely on the feeling, slowly drive the car forward. And I and the fat man in the car outside, help the old Hu see the road, while directing him to drive.
Car bit by bit forward, finally slowly rolled over the suit coat just laid on the road, the car's front wheels just rolled over the old Hu's suit, he was in the cab shouted: "car! I can see other cars! Fatty, Master Chang, I can see other cars!"
Hearing this, it was clear that this approach had worked. Thus, Fatty and I both let out a sigh of relief.
Old Hu drove the car forward a few dozen meters, and then jumped out of the car, patted his chest and said: "This is really fucking evil, obviously this road traffic, I just froze to see one. Alas, now think of all the fear of tight na!"
I laughed with the fat man, obviously we all think this is finally over.
At this time, the old Hu quickly walked to the car just rolled over the suit, stooped down to pick up their own suit. I look, hastily shouted him, I said: "Old Hu! That suit coat don't want, do you want to pick up a dead man home ah?"
Old Hu was so frightened by my words that he hurriedly retracted his hand, then hastily backed away and asked me if this was some kind of saying.
I nodded, told him, just rolled over the suit coat is the scapegoat, acting as the person who was killed by the collision, the collision of course can not bring home.
After hearing this, Old Hu exclaimed that it was evil, claiming that he had been in the grave robbing business for more than a day or two, and that he had been dealing with the dead every day, but when it came to evil things, he had encountered more in the past few days.
At this time, it was already late, and the trouble was solved, so we returned to the car ready to go back to the county. But just after we got on the car not out of a few dozen meters, I saw in the rearview mirror behind the car there is a rag picker old man got off the tricycle, to the jacket on the road to run, for fear that someone and he grabbed like.
I hurriedly told Old Hu to hurry to stop, and then jumped out of the car ready to tell the old man not to pick up the coat. But the old man does not know is not good ear or how, even the head did not return, rushed to the road, picked up the coat thrown on the ground, and also look left and right to look up the coat.
I wanted to run over to stop the old man, but at that moment, suddenly an ear-splitting brake sounded! A big orange truck loaded with sand and gravel material made two long brake marks on the road, and the old man who was picking up rags was knocked up, and finally landed on the ground one meter in front of me.
Only to see the old man still holding the old Hu that suit coat, the body is still constantly gurgling blood, flowing on the road a large area!
I am also the first time to see this kind of car accident scene, then I almost vomited, saw all this I think I'm afraid this life can not forget!
At this time, the old Hu and the fat man two people also ran down the car, see the scene in front of them are obviously scared. Old Hu said hurry to call 120 it. But I shook my head, because the old man on the ground is already dead, the whole head is cracked, milky white brains even splashed to my pants leg!
Seeing everything in front of me, to be honest, my heart was very bad. In my heart, I kept asking myself, was what I did right or wrong? If I didn't help Old Hu with the substitution technique, would the old man not have died? But if I don't do the substitution technique, Old Hu must have to run over someone today. Thinking about this, I just feel that neither side is right nor left. Perhaps, this is fate?
Back in the car again, the three of us were silent. After a long time, Old Hu asked me, if he had just gone and picked up his jacket, would it have turned out like that old man?
I didn't say anything, just nodded as a response to him.
Yes, because that coat is a stand-in long, acting as the dead man that Old Hu ran over today, also known as the scapegoat. Imagine picking up a dead man and going home, can this be good? So whoever picks it up will have bad luck. Because that old rag picker picked up the clothes, so he ended up being the scapegoat, so he had to die, maybe it's all fate.
Later on, I would often see clothes, both adults' and children's, thrown down on the road. Although I don't know whether there are clothes for scapegoats or clothes left there after a car accident, in any case, don't pick up the clothes on the road, because it might be a dead person!
