Chapter 6: The Catalytic Fish
Yang Xu and I are getting high on catching, and we've caught about thirty to forty of them in only half an hour today. That's basically enough. But if I go back now, I'll be used as a slave by Old Jia and Old Zhang, so I might as well pretend to be free here. I was talking to Yang Xu without a word.
He said to me, "Hey, you know, it seems like Yang Lei from our class broke up with that kid from the first class." I was shaking my hand and playing with water, when I heard him say that, I was happy. I teased him, "Brother Yin, you're pretty well-informed, do you have a crush on her? Tell me honestly, do you follow her every day?"
Yang Xu was anxious to hear, his face reddened as he spoke and stuttered a little. "Who, who followed her? If I follow, I have to find a good looking one to follow."
The more I look at him, the more interesting he is. Laughing, I said to him, "I don't believe it."
He said, "Really, if I have a crush on her, you can splash me with water."
I've never heard of such a request in my life, so I took the water and threw it over his head. The Undertaker was already soaking wet by the time he reacted, and he started to fight back, but with a pace as nimble as mine, could I let him splash me? I flashed back a few times and flashed out of the range of his attack, just as I ran and laughed at him **** when the cup happened.
The old ancestor has a saying, joy begets sorrow. My foot seems to step on something, slipped and fell, and the whole body is invaded into the water. I also choked on several mouthfuls of water. Yang Xu saw me slip and fall, busy over to help me, I stood up from the water, coughed out saliva after cursing: "Damn, what ** thing how so slippery." Look down, only to see a frog was stepped on. Yang Xu look, happy, said I should, this is retribution.
I was speechless, the heart of this depressed, but also not in the mood to catch frogs, and Yang Xu went ashore with a plastic bag to those who fell dead frogs loaded back. Those girls are sitting on a small pile of charcoal fire eating snacks, looked at the two of us after this body wet shape, laughingly said: "you two wash mandarin ducks yu la ah?"
Look at their face, I heart this regret, why did not just spit on the toad. Let you eat. Old Jia and the old Zhang just went to pee, came back to see the two of us this look even haha laugh: "You two wash mandarin ducks yu to go ah?"
I heart and regret, just how did not pee in the white wine they drank.
Suddenly my whole body shivering, all wet, really cold. I asked Yang Xu cold, Yang Xu said not cold, you cold because you false. I scolded him, "You're the one who's weak. Your whole family is weak.
Old Zhang put the toad cleaned up properly after smearing the seasoning, with a wire skewer on the fire and sausage and other things together with the grill, not long, a roasted meat flavor side spread out. Here everyone is crazy all morning, has long been hungry. After smelling the smell, they could not help but swallow their saliva. Old Jia smilingly took out the beer and white wine with everyone said: "open handful of it, still waiting for what?" In fact, he did not have to say that we also began to eat on. Because everyone is very happy, so the girls also drank wine. Don't look at these girls usually pretend to be gentle, but after the alcohol came up even after a more than a crazy, one by one, grabbed the toad even the head is not removed to the mouth, quite admire them, this time there is no girl's image. And also barf mouth while cursing: "Fuck, really fucking hot."
After a while I drank a little too much, head a little dizzy, suddenly had the urge to urinate, most people who drink beer know that drinking has to go to the liver and go to the kidneys said, coincidentally, I belong to go to the kidneys type players. I have to go to the toilet several times when I drink a glass of wine. So I got up in a daze and went to the far end to pee. The girls behind me are still chattering and asking me to catch some more toads, not enough to eat.
I cursed in my heart: "Catch what the hell, if I did, I'd have to soak it in urine before I'd give it to you. I walked for a while in a daze, looked back, far enough to see that they could not be seen, so I unzipped my pants and then put water into the water bubbles by the river. After peeing the usual cold shiver. Huh? Guess what I saw?
A big fish trapped in this blister. A big carp, as long as a meter. It's probably trapped in this blister because it hasn't rained lately and the water in the river has receded. Haha, if I carry this fish back and say I caught it in the river, I'm sure it'll make those girls giggle. At that time, I can "down to the five seas to catch turtle" ability in the school spread, that beauty will not rush to my side ah? To say that drunkenly think of something out of the ordinary is true, this is true, I think of these unlikely things while jumping into the water.
But with the stimulation of the cool water, I sobered up, I found that the water should have been to my waist, all of a sudden became bottomless, a flood over my canopy, which made me choke on a few mouths of water, fortunately learned a couple of dog paddle, my feet quickly stomped a couple of times the water floated, and when my head floated out of the water, I realized, where is the shallow water bubble, this is clearly the river! I was busy yelling "Help!" But then I felt as if something was pulling on my feet. I felt something tugging on my feet, pulling me desperately into the water. Yang Xu and Old Jia, who were eating and drinking in the distance, seemed to have heard my voice. They are running here, but unfortunately it is already too late, pulling my feet of that thing strange strength, my head and submerged, the cold river water can not stop pouring into my throat, I am under the water gradually blurred consciousness. I saw someone standing on the bank, an old woman, white coat and hat, was grinning sinisterly at me. Then I lost consciousness.
Here comes to the fish, I want to explain to you, many folklore water ghosts looking for a double, are will be disguised as a big fish trapped in a shallow puddle of appearance, passing by the people if the body fire is not strong, or the year when the year is too old when the head, will be confused by such a false impression and go into the water to catch the fish, in fact, this looks to be a shallow place in fact, it is the place where the water is extremely deep.
It seems that after sleeping for a long time, I woke up and saw the gray sky after opening my eyes. I wasn't dead? I got up and realized I was still dry, but I had no idea where this place was! Because I've never been here before. Looking around, this is a street, but there is not a store on the side of the road, the vehicles that come and go are silent and trembling, as if they are made of paper, there are still some pedestrians on both sides of the road, and most of them are wearing the same style of black clothes, it seems like I've seen this sign somewhere, but I can't remember how to think about it. They walked down the street in the same direction with their heads down. Again, there was no sound. The whole street was oozing with silence. I thought I had water in my ears at first, but then I slapped my hands together and I heard a clear popping sound.
No, wait. Didn't I fall into the water? Was I saved by Yang Xu and the others who rushed here? But where are they? And shouldn't I be in the hospital? Is this underwater? The Dragon Palace? No way, there's no water here. It doesn't look like a dragon palace. Have I traveled back in time?
My sophomore year of high school, the network novels just prevailed, buddy I am also in class novels do not care about the main hand. All day long holding "I am the great master" alone masturbation. When I woke up at that time, I really thought I had crossed over, but I didn't calm down like the main character of those crossing over novels, on the contrary, I felt scared, because it was too quiet here, and no matter how much I asked those black-clothed passers-by, they just ignored me, and at most, they just used their eyes to look at me for a while, and then continued to walk their own way.
Wait, black clothes? Crap, I remembered, this familiar looking black clothes, I passed by a wreath store when I was in school, and I often saw people in the store hanging this clothes inside the store! This is the birthday suit!
One spirit leaves the body, two souls ascend to heaven should be the description of me, you can imagine, when you suddenly wake up to find yourself in a strange place, and you are surrounded by people wearing life clothes in front of your eyes to walk. What would you think, I believe that eighty percent of the people will think they are dead. But I didn't, after all, I'm very life-affirming and would rather believe that I've traveled than that I'm dead. Now that I think about it in high school I was still too small for the relationship, I would rather believe that there are Wu Lai, Iron Man, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Teletubbies in this world than believe that there are ghosts in this world.
