Chapter 22: Bright Moon, Big River
Luckily, I have a copy of the Book of Three Purities in my head, and Uncle Nine told me that the talisman to deal with extreme Yin and extreme evil is to invoke the full talisman of the twelve gods and goddesses, the Six Ting and the Six Armor. And as I am born in wood, it is not easy for me to start fire charms. So he told me to pick out three main talismans and let me utilize one day to write them. These three talismans were the 'Ding Hai Ju Qing Body Protecting Talisman', the 'A Zi Wen Qing Spirit Retarding Talisman', and the 'A Wu Yu Qing Breaking Fury Talisman'.
Since the female ghost has not yet become a reality, as long as the 'A Wu Yu Qing Breaking Fury Talisman' is pasted on top of her ghost door, she will naturally fly away and be dispersed.
But I only had one day, and it was too difficult for three talismans to appear in my head in the general shape of the talisman. But it can't be helped. Even if there's only a ray of hope I'm going to give it a try.
At this time, the ugly hour will pass, Ninth Uncle repeatedly urged me to be careful and not to take my life in, after walking away. I wiped off the water on the mirror and returned to the dormitory. Lying on the bed, I thought about how to come up with a perfect plan. But I couldn't come up with one, which made me very depressed, because my brain is not very good. But I can't think of anything, which makes me very depressed.
There was nothing I could do, so after setting the alarm for 8:00 a.m., I fell asleep while reviewing the Book of Three Clearings. At eight in the morning, the alarm clock went off and I climbed up. Bao Long and the others had just come back from an all-nighter at the Internet cafe, and seeing me get up, they asked me if I was going to class. If I was going, I'd check in for them.
I shook my head and thought, "I'm going to save the world this time. Shit, how come such an unlucky thing happened to me.
When they saw that I wasn't going to class, they climbed into bed and fell asleep. I was freshening up a bit, no way, who knows what the outcome of the night? After washing my hair and shaving and changing into a clean set of clothes, I looked in the mirror as if I were five years younger. Okay, that's good enough. I put my painting bag on my back and went downstairs to take the bus, in the car, my heart was still in a state of shock.
About an hour or so, the bus arrived. I got off the bus and didn't go directly into their school, but found a small inn nearby and opened a room. I'm going to use this day to draw as many talismans as I can, and then I'll go meet that ghost bitch at night.
After taking out the paper from the drawing bag and cutting it to size first, I began to focus my mind, and after worshipping my ancestor, Ling Bao Tian Zun, I scratched the back of my right hand with my little fingernail. Blood flowed out. This is a good proof of the benefits of keeping small nails, it's sharp and works well it doesn't hurt at all. The only disadvantage is that girls will look at you and say you're a sissy.
The starting spell! My mind began to focus like never before.
"Ah ~~~~~~!" Suddenly, a scream came from the next room. It scared me into a cold sweat. Crap, what's that sound? I slowed down and listened, only to hear a very rhythmic snapping sound coming from next door. Then came a woman's gurgling gasps.
It seems that the soundproofing of this small inn is good, I can clearly hear the woman and the man say that her butt hurts. He big man, I cursed in my heart. It seems to be a mistake to go to the hostel next to the university.
The gas that I had managed to gather had dissipated again, so I had to start all over again. The man and woman next door were still in full swing with their inter-human stock program. This is simply distracting me... God, you can't abuse a twenty year old virgin like this! I'm over here trying to save you guys, and you're still fucking fighting to create the next generation. Where's the fucking justice in that?
Don't think about it. I slapped myself. It was just mom's naked body, it was just mom's naked body, it was just mom's naked body! Had to use this trick that I used on the way back to my soul.
I had to collect my mind, and drive away the distractions in my mind with all my might. I don't know why, but I suddenly remembered a line from Zhang Wuji in the TV series, "He is strong by his strength, the wind caresses the mountain, he is weak by his weakness, the bright moon is on the big river". But this line seems like I remembered wrongly at that time, it should be the bright moon shining on the big river.
Gradually I calmed down my mind, not paying attention to the bright moon next door still day the big river. After worshipping my ancestor again, I started the brush spell, the ink spell, and the water spell. Started to concentrate on drawing the talisman.
The first one, finished, the second one, finished, the third one, finished! Finally finished, I can't believe it was so fast, I looked up and saw that it was just twelve o'clock at noon. I up again to check the talisman a try, these three spiritual talismans are emitting a slight glow.
Successful! Am I a genius? At that time, I was really excited for half a day, but when I thought about it today after many years, I realized that it was mostly due to 'Bright Moon' and 'Big River' next door, as I had to fight against their stimulation, I was really concentrating my mind like never before at that time. This indirectly increased the efficiency of my work.
After seeing that I had already drawn three of them, I bought a bowl of instant noodles from the innkeeper to add to my stomach, and after eating the noodles, I began to continue drawing talismans again. You know, every time I successfully draw one more, the greater my chances of winning, and the higher my chances of signing, ah, no, it's the higher my chances of surviving.
Damn, those two wild lovebirds next door seem to have left. It's finally clearing up, but once it clears up the failure rate is higher. Until 6:00 p.m., I've only succeeded in four in six hours, the rest are just scraps of paper.
Right now it was three 'Ding Hai Ju Qing Body Protecting Talismans', two each of 'A Zi Wen Qing God Retarding Talismans' and 'A Wu Yu Qing Breaking Fury Talismans'. And I was almost at my limit, drawing any more would only be a waste of time, it would be better to recover my strength to prepare for the night's vicious battle.
I walked out of the inn and called Dong Shanshan, telling her that I had come to her school and asked her to come out for dinner. Yesterday, she thought I was just kidding, but she didn't expect me to really come today. So she happily went downstairs.
I went to pick her up, under the street lamp she looked at me, surprise, said: "Look at you, this guy cleaned up is not also quite spiritual it?" I smiled at her. And she walked toward the school, I do not know where I got the courage to take the initiative to pull her hand, and she surprisingly did not refuse. As if everything was so natural.
The same restaurant that I came to yesterday, the same table that I sat at yesterday, the same dishes that I had yesterday. But my mood now is completely different from yesterday. Looking at Dong Shanshan, she is now the only one among my high school classmates who comforts me, I will definitely not let anything happen to her.
Even if it means putting my life on the line, all of you reading this will probably think that this reason of mine is too far-fetched, are you thinking that if I'm worried about her I should just tell her and get her out of this place? Actually, I've thought about that too, but how do I tell her? Tell her that there's an evil spirit in your school, and if you don't leave, there'll be corpses everywhere in a few days?
She'll definitely think I'm a psychopath. I laughed bitterly.
She saw me laugh, also laughed, this little crazy girl, she asked me: "What are you laughing at that?"
I teased her and said, "I'm laughing at you today is not wearing underwear ran out?" But she heard immediately changed color, hands over the chest nervous whispered to me: "How do you know?"
Crap, really let me nonsense right, where do I know to go, I blindly said. But look at her this small how to see how to feel interesting, so I continued to tease her: "You want to know ah? Kiss me first."
Her face suddenly turned red, and it was the first time I had seen a person's face turn red so quickly. It was like turning on a light, brushing red. She lowered her head and didn't say anything.
Anyone could tell that the atmosphere wasn't right right now, really. As if the aura around the two of us also began to slowly change, two points of teasing plus five points of ambiguous mei and three points of embarrassment. This girl will not look at me, right?
I coughed, want to use to ease the awkward atmosphere, really, what do I think? Now is not to think about this problem, first to the ghost girl child to solve is the king's way.
Food on the full, because the atmosphere is still so awkward, we had to eat in silence. There is a saying. You eat with embarrassment, really the more you eat the more embarrassing. After the meal I suddenly want to go to play electric, I do not know why, really evil. Just want to go play.
I asked Dong Shanshan, she immediately agreed, the atmosphere instantly eased blood more, she took me to an arcade near their school. After buying ten dollars of coins, I came directly to a KOF machine.
What I didn't even dream of was that Dong Shanshan would also know KOF, and also surprisingly finished me off. My strongest combination, Terry, Dongzou, and Red Pill were picked off by her Ice Woman.
It's true that you can't tell the difference between people, I asked her when she learned it, and with a lollipop in her mouth, she even iced and froze my Touzou while saying, "It's nothing, I knew how to play it when I was in high school."
Another KO, and with the dismal flopping sound of the Tonzo, I asked her in surprise, "How come I didn't know that?"
She sighed, and I wondered why people I talk to always sigh. She said quietly as she continued to abuse my red pill with Ice Woman, "You only had Du Feiyu in your heart in high school, and you didn't pay any attention to me."
I was speechless, to be precise, I was silenced by her. Maybe it is, in high school, I just concentrate on serving Du Feiyu little aunt. Naturally, I didn't have the energy to pay attention to other women, especially the group of women in the drawing room who bit the toad and said it was really fucking hot after drinking. And Dong Shanshan, happens to be one of this group of women.
There was another scream, and my red pill was officially declared to be a punt.
