Chapter 43: The Maze (above)
To say what the state of the ants on the hot pot is, I now know too well, his grandma Liu Mingming can really give people trouble. At eleven o'clock at night, I sat in the house, watching a TV series, distracted. I hope nothing else happens, or I can't take it anymore.
Touching the small mirror in my pants pocket, I secretly made up my mind, Liu Mingming said to gather at one o'clock, that's at least an hour of madness, that's two o'clock, exactly the ugly hour. According to that thing's pattern these days, it usually appears after two thirty. Can't care so much, as soon as the ugly hour arrives, I'll immediately sneak to the lake to contact Uncle Nine, otherwise there will definitely be casualties.
Because of the excitement, they did not sleep, waiting for a little collection, I can almost understand their thoughts, because it is a group of two people, so most men want to find a female companion, want to take the opportunity to reflect their manhood, taking advantage of the night darkness and take advantage of the female cheap, eat fresh tofu, and women, most women want to take advantage of the darkness of the night, so as to give themselves a long desired male companion to the arms of the drill.
Liu Mingming's idea I also know, he is also well-intentioned, want to give their students an excellent opportunity to match. But if you ask me, this is just a pants-off farting thing, completely superfluous.
It seems that tonight will be the most testing night for me, I have to find a reliable companion, so that I can give me a chance to sneak to the lake in the middle of the night.
Thinking about it, Wang Cheng is the best candidate, this old man is old, he should not be too keen on this kind of pairing program, then I will run from the first floor to the seventh floor with him as a show, and then directly tell him that this game is really meaningless, and then let him go back to sleep. He will most likely agree.
So, I said to Wang Cheng who was sitting on the bed, "Old Wang, let's have a team later? What do you think?"
Wang Cheng was sitting on the bed and snapping his feet, he glanced at me and said, "You're scared, aren't you? Who will work with you, I'm such a youthful guy, of course I have to find a chick for company, you find someone else, haha."
Alas, my heart this annoyed, I can not imagine you old man still old heart not old, still expect to be old into the flowers? You are still youthful? You are almost in the fall.
No way, I can only ask Kai, looks like he is also quite not interested in the night, I said to him: "Kai brother, I see you look good, later must be a great man, or we will wait for a group."
Kai even slanted a glance at me, and then said to me breathlessly: "OK, you go ask my daughter-in-law to see if she agrees?"
Thinking of Kai's daughter-in-law, I couldn't help but feel a chill, that woman's huge body appeared in my head, not an exaggeration, just his daughter-in-law's physique, it's very easy to beat three like me.
I was speechless, oh my god! What am I going to do! God you chop me to death!
You ignorant grasshoppers. I'm trying so hard to calm you down, but you're just making things worse for yourselves. Where is the law of the land? Don't play like this!
Who should I look for in order to get away? My head was in chaos, suddenly, I thought of someone, that is, Liu Mingming. Right, buddy I can stay in Liu Ming Ming side ah, to know the most dangerous place is the safest place, Liu Ming Ming will definitely stay in the first floor, then I told him that I'm afraid, and no one to accompany me, stay with him, wait until almost two o'clock when he will persuade him to call everyone back. And it's easy to get away, just say you need to go to the bathroom and you're out of here.
Why am I so smart? So it is done, soon, twelve fifty, Liu Mingming called us out from house to house to gather, because the night is still so lively, but also C as uncle to the noise, he asked us if this is what to do, Liu Mingming told him that we want to go to the empty building in the cool.
C for uncle face changed, he said to Liu Mingming, big night you are not afraid of ah, that building is best to go less for the best.
Liu Mingming handed him a cigarette and said to him, "It's okay, we're old people, we're just going to have fun. Do not bother you, you go to sleep first.
Uncle C made a look like he wanted to say something, then said to Liu Mingming, "Then you guys must be more careful."
Maybe I'm the only one who took this to heart, Uncle C went to bed, and the group walked towards the empty building with a smile. That empty building has five floors high, the bottom is quite a big step, we gathered on top of the steps.
Waiting for Liu Mingming to code the number of people, I used a dainty voice to speak to him, "Liu brother ~~~~ people are afraid, stay with you okay aca."
My buttocks and received a foot from him, he cursed and said: "Roll calf, less sticky, I do not stay, I will find two people to go in and pretend to ghosts to scare you!"
Damn, I did not expect him to have this trick, this is too Yin it also, it seems that he wants to create a kind of haunted house effect, and so on, pretend ghosts? Isn't this a chance for me? If I also go in and pretend to be a ghost, not easier to sneak out?
I quickly said to him, "Brother Liu ~~ then you choose me, look how much I look like a ghost."
I didn't expect to be kicked again, he said, "Get lost, the person who pretends to be a ghost has been found, you honestly go in."
I don't have to be like this, what can I do? Just as I was thinking of a solution, Liu Mingming began to let us all start looking for a partner to go in together. A group of two people, but I look for who to go ah?
I am anxious to be no trick when, next to walk over a girl, because we are in order to create the atmosphere, so there is no hotel like borrowing flashlights, are with cell phone lighting, I see clearly to me to come to not someone else, it is the freshman girl Zhang Yaxin.
She seems to be very hesitant to walk to my side, and then drummed up the courage to say to me: "Brother Cui, I do not know who to look for, or not the two of us a group it."
As soon as she said this, those who knew me immediately began to coo, they all thought that I would not be this obscene blue hairs will also have a woman to take the initiative to find the door. And Zhang Yaxin's also immediately put her head down, as if she had done something wrong.
I looked around those stinky old ladies that a set of 'good cabbage are letting the pig arch' expression on the angry not a place, buddy how, as for you guys this expression?
In fact, my heart is still a little bit of dark pleasure, no matter how to say at least can be considered to find a companion, and the long is also quite good-looking. But I am not in order to eat her in the dark hallway to eat her tofu to the dark, to know if I am a pervert, then the early hours of this morning I will do it.
The main reason I'm so happy is that I can now take her to walk quickly through this broken building, and then I can slip away to find Uncle Nine. It's not a time to play around when the enemy is at large.
Thinking of this, I smiled at her and said, "Yeah, no one's in my group anyway, so we'll both be together later."
She looked up and smiled, only to hear another hush around her. I spit in the direction of those smelly old bitches who must be future shrew material. I yuck.
We walked into the first floor hall of the empty building, so empty it looked oozing in the darkness, it was a hotel type building with stairs on both sides and no doors or glass in the empty room.
We all came in, Liu Mingming let us do not run blindly, and said that the discipline, no one may not quit in the middle, and the action must be more than two people, this is for the sake of the minimum security. After everything is ready, Liu Mingming began to rank, two people a group, and so the first group walked around back to the first floor, the next group and then pick up.
All ready, I was dumbfounded, God damn Liu Mingming put me and Zhang Yaxin ranked last. Seeing that one o'clock is coming, according to my current ranking I still have the opportunity to slip away?
Liu Mingming told us to start 5 minutes later, and then he took two people to run upstairs first. Zhang Yaxin next to me smiled coyly at me, "Brother Cui, I'm timid, you have to protect me in a while."
I smiled bitterly, in fact, I am also timid, besides, it is simple to protect you, but if that thing appears, it will be really hard to protect everyone.
After five minutes had passed, the pair from the first group began to playfully walk upstairs, and not long after, the two of them could be heard screaming. It seems to be scared by Liu Mingming, the people downstairs laughed out loud, but I was the only one who couldn't laugh even if I wanted to.
I looked at my cell phone, 1:10, there are still fifty minutes before the ugly hour. God bless and let this farce end soon.
