Chapter 49: God Bless
Now I really hate myself for not being born with a pair of yin eyes like my Liu Dajie, making me look like an idiot now, having to make a multiple choice question as to which of the two of them is actually possessed.
A: Zhang Yaxin.
B:Guan Ming.
The cost of this multiple choice question was the lives of all three of us, as I was now down to my last 'A Wu Yu Qing Breaking Fury Talisman'. In other words, I only have one chance to live.
Looking at the two people in front of me, both of them acted panicked, it seems that that Wutong God is still a fucking actor, what can I do, I have to know that I'm better at making up a blind story or pulling a calf or something, but to ask me to move my head to choose, this is really going to cost me my own life.
Should I take my chances? No, I'm notoriously unlucky. I only got two of the multiple-choice questions in math right in the college entrance exam. I suddenly had the urge to cry without tears and want to curse the streets.
But even if I'm out of luck now, I can't show it, I have to act like I'm confident, or else that God of Loss will definitely be even more sure of fooling me. In other words, dude is going to play psychological warfare this time.
I'll ask them both to find out the truth first.
So I held Zhang Yaxin's hairpin in my hand, and then drew a back-of-hand charm. I came to the front of the two, I asked Guan Ming: "How much money you owe me do you remember?"
Guan Ming inexplicably said to me, "Fuck off, who owes you money! Is this an empty building? Where are Old Liu and the others?"
When I heard this from him, my heart was in the right place because he really hadn't borrowed any money from me. It seemed that if it wasn't him, then it must be Zhang Yaxin! But just in case, I'd better ask first, but I didn't say a few words to her today, so what's the best thing to ask him?
I walked up to Zhang Yaxin and asked her, "When I told you my name yesterday, what did you think my name was?"
Zhang Yaxin lowered her head and fell silent.
I shouted anxiously "Speak up!!!"
Zhang Yaxin raised her head and said with embarrassment, "Cui ------ is null and void."
Crap! This is troublesome! It seems that that Pentacle God even has the ability to pry into people's hearts!
It seems that I have to think of another way, seeing that time is passing by, if that Five-Tongue God recovers and runs away, there will really be a lot of trouble afterward.
How can I guess which one of them is actually possessed? The state of affairs is urgent, but I am a big living person can still let the urine to suffocate, I racked my brain to think of any other way to see through it, we must know that if it is a fake, there will be a crack, it seems that I have to play a little trick.
Suddenly, I thought of a good idea, so I walked to Zhang Yaxin, said to her, "Do you like me?"
Her face flushed red, then she lowered her head and didn't say anything.
I shouted, "Say it!!!"
She lowered her head and mumbled, "No... like."
I was so furious that I raised the back of my right hand to her and yelled, "You're lying! You're a fake!!!"
She seemed greatly aggravated, but mumbled, "Trey, I really don't like you."
I cursed as I raised my right hand as high as I could, "It's really you! You demon, see if I don't beat you to death this time!!!"
She still didn't raise her head, it just seemed like she had already cried out, but I suddenly laughed at this moment, and without any further hesitation, I immediately slapped out with a move of the back of my hand talisman with a backhanded slap, and indeed slapped Guan Ming in the face!
Guan Ming was I a big slap knocked over on the ground, and I shot a moment, Zhang Yaxin seems to whisper something, just I did not hear, I jumped forward to the Guan Ming's body, and said fiercely: "You bastard fine, you laugh very happy ah?!!!"
In fact, just now I asked Zhang Yaxin this sentence was completely without words, I asked an unreasonable question, but I mainly wanted to see another person's expression, because no matter how deep your disguise is, there are times when it breaks down, if Zhang Yaxin wasn't possessed then the one who was possessed must have been Guan Ming, and when I was about to strike down, he must have had certain subtle expressions of joy, whereas if the one who was possessed was Zhang Yaxin, she would have dodged when I was about to strike down.
Of course, if this Wutong God's acting skills are such that he can win a golden statue award, then this move of mine would be like hitting a basket of water, and this is indeed a risky move on my part. Because I have no better choice.
Fortunately, I was right, because when I raised my hand, out of the corner of my eye, I saw Guan Ming actually showed a sinister smile, in the weak light of the cell phone flickered, damn, if not you who else?
I rode on his body, forcefully moved his left hand, he struggled under me while shouting: "CNM! I'm Guan Ming!!!"
I laughed out loud and cursed at him as I moved his hand up harder, "You're Guan Ming? Fine, I'll give you one last chance! Answer me, how many stars are there in the sky?"
He struggled underneath me and cursed, "Where the fuck am I supposed to know??"
I didn't bother with him because in just a few days, Guan Ming had already been possessed three times, and at this rate, he'd at least be very sick. So I directly clipped his middle finger with a hairpin and gave it a death grip!
I shouted, "I'll fucking let you know know today!!!"
Only to hear "Jie~~！！！！" A scream, from Guan Ming's mouth again shot out a small mass of black smoke, I have long been ready this time, did not give it any chance to take shape, and directly stretched out his right hand to put the 'A Wu Yu Qing break brake talisman' forcefully slapped on that small mass of smoke! Rush like a lawful order!!!
I only heard that Wutong God's last scream before he was smashed to ashes by the power of the Six Armored Yang God. The big stone that had been weighing on my heart for days now finally fell to the ground.
After I let out a long breath, I smoothly plopped down on top of the unlucky child Guan Ming who had once again passed out. It's finally over, God bless, we're still alive.
Breathing heavily, it's good to be able to breathe, it's good to be alive.
Zhang Yaxin squatted down and asked me if I was alright, I smiled and said to her, "It's alright, it's safe now. Let's wait until tomorrow for the rest, I'll let you know."
She nodded and then asked me, "But how are we going to get out of this building?"
Once I heard her words, I suddenly remembered that we were still in the ghost blocking wall, to say that this ghost blocking wall, I don't know if it will disappear after dawn, because it's the first time I've encountered this thing.
Good thing I know how to crack the method, but once I think about how to crack my own heart is full of embarrassment, want me to pee in front of Zhang Yaxin, even if I'm shameless also embarrassed to do this kind of thing ah.
But now want to go out there are only two ways, one is I pee, one is she pee, but the possibility of her pee is really too low, so in the end only I can pee.
Thinking of this I put my heart across, told her, you first turn around.
She asked me, "What's wrong? What's the situation again?"
I think I'm quite a big guy, but now I'm embarrassed to be red in the face, I can only brace myself and tell her: "I'm going to use the earth to take us out of here, no matter what sound you hear, don't turn around, got it? If you turn around, we won't be able to get out."
Don't say, she seemed to be really bluffed by my nutrient-less lies, she nodded her little head very seriously, and then turned around.
After I saw her turn away, my heart was still filled with apprehension, but once I thought that now was not the time when I should be thinking about such trivial matters, I quietly unzipped my jeans.
To say that I have no talent, just experienced the life and death of the time did not frown, but now want me to back Zhang Yaxin peeing but froze did not pee out.
Maybe it's because I'm too nervous, the thought of a woman standing behind me makes me unconsciously nervous. This can really put me anxious, the more I want to pee, the more I can not pee out.
Stalemate can have five minutes after the surprisingly still no progress, so my mind busy thinking there is no way to urge urine.
Whistle. This trick should work.
Anyway, Zhang Yaxin didn't know what I was doing, so I whistled quietly. Sure enough, it worked. Listening to the whistle, I couldn't help but start to reflex, and with a cold shiver on my body, I released the water.
At this time suddenly behind me came Zhang Yaxin's trembling voice, she asked me: "Cui, how there is the sound of water, and what happened?"
Cold shock, surprisingly scared me just released half of the water unexpectedly stopped again. This feeling is really indescribable, I can not care whether there is no urine finished, busy pants to her, "Do not turn around! Just count to twenty more!"
She was busy saying, "Oh ------ got it."
After lifting up my pants, I looked at the stairs that had been doused with urine and let out a long breath, phew, that did it.
I turned around and realized that she hadn't turned around yet, so I blushed and went up to her and patted her on the shoulder and said to her, "Okay, it's okay, we can go back to bed now."
She turned around, looked at me, a little worried, said to me: "Cui brother what's wrong with you, why is your face so red?"
I was busy saying to her, "Nothing, nothing, quickly follow me."
I was full of apprehension and picked up Guan Ming, the unlucky child, and then took Zhang Yaxin and once again walked downstairs. Not long after, I did walk out of this damn empty building.
I looked at the night sky in the mountains, and once again, I felt that feeling of being out of this world.
